***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

There's a lot to celebrate today...

Caregiver Appreciation Day

This is a very important day of recognition for the tens of millions of Americans, who selflessly give their time to care for those who are ill, disabled, or elderly.

 

Employee Appreciation Day

If the boss can get a Bosses Day, then it's only fair and appropriate that you, the employee, gets a day in your honor. Employee Appreciation Day honors employees everywhere.

I Want You to be Happy Day

"I Want You to be Happy Day" is an unselfish day. Its a thought that we wish upon others that we care for or love.

If Pets Had Thumbs Day

If Pets Had Thumbs Day leaves you wondering what would happen if.......

National Anthem Day

On this special day, proudly fly the USA flag at your home and place of business. Take this as an opportunity to sing the National Anthem, or listen to it being sung.
And, look for chances to show your patriotism.

National Salesperson Day

National Salesperson Day is established to recognize the value of the truely professional salesperson. This day also recognizes the hard work performed by professional sales people.

Peach Blossom Day

Peach Blossom Day is a day to celebrate peach blossoms, and for girls to celebrate being girls. Does that sound a little confusing or complicated? Read on.........

[Lucky9teen]

Scattergories... with a twist!!

It's harder than you think....
No using Google!
Every answer must start with the FIRST letter of your LAST name.
And don't duplicate my answers.
Have a bit of fun with me!

Animal - Urial
Girl Name - Ursela
Boy's Name - Ulysses
Color - Umber
Name of movie - Unfaithful
Something you wear - Uggs
Drink - utopia cocktail
Food - upside down cake
Item in a bathroom - underwear
Place - under water
Reason to be late - unruly kids

Here, I'll help

[Lucky9teen]

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[Currentriverrat]

OH MY! Early today! TGIF!

[exit82]

Top 10!

[TADSLOS]

IN!!

[upchuck]

Top 10? Did I get up early enough?

h/t Michelle Malkin

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Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that it is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.

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h/t Geri

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A blonde I know decided to have twelve clones made of herself. When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the Clone Arranger why there were no windows, she was told that people in glass houses shouldn't grow clones.

As the clones were growing up, she found she was never allowed to take them out for a walk, because "you'll never walk a clone".

What disturbed her the most was that every time she would visit them, they all would be yelling at the top of their lungs. When she asked why they yelled so much she was told that this was to be expected as she had ordered a dozen I scream clones.

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This one is just for the lovers...

Careful where you put your right hand linda.

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Just wondering...

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for an eternity?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

Why are you "IN" a movie, but "ON" TV?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?

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When your boss, or whoever, is ranting about there not being an "I" in team, show them this:

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Gotta love these signs:

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He said to me, "Why are married women heavier than single women?"

I said to him, "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."

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Meat Marvin... Maxine's husband:

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- Truisms -

The annoying moment when you're trying to say something serious, and your voice breaks.

If you can't laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.

That awesome moment when you hear a song or word that describes your situation perfectly.

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I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. The sign outside led me to wonder... just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore? So I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help me. I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"

The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

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FReeper test time. What's wrong with this picture?

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Finally, some nostalgia:

h/t Daffynition

[Dacula]

Lucky 7

[barmag25]

Top ten

[real saxophonist]

[King Moonracer]

Top 10

[dayglored]

TOP 10??

[Travis T. OJustice]

HAPPY FRIDAY!

[xp38]

H for my last name.

Animal=Hippo
Girl Name=Hanna
Boy Name=Harry
Color=Henna
Name of Movie=Hang em High
Something you wear=Hat
Drink=Hemlock....ok only once :)
Food=Hash Browns
Item in Bathroom=Handsoap
Place=Honolulu
Reason to be late=Heavy Traffic

[stump56]

Animal - Dog
Girl Name - Donna
Boy’s Name - Donald
Color - Denim
Name of movie - Day Watch
Something you wear - Dungarees
Drink - Dark & Stormy
Food - Dumplings
Item in a bathroom - Deodorant
Place - Deep South
Reason to be late - Dumb people

[fireforeffect]

B

Animal - Bob Cat
Girl Name - Big Bertha
Boy’s Name - Bosephus
Color - Blue
Name of movie - Billy Jack
Something you wear - Beer Goggles
Drink - Beer
Food - Beer
Item in a bathroom - Bidet
Place - Bayou Du Chin
Reason to be late - Beer

[ArGee]

Mood gorning, Lucky.

16 sodium ions walked into a bar, followed by Batman.

[ArGee]

On your RINO cartoon, here’s a little ditty I penned the other day.

John McCain is my name
And I served on the Stablishment train
‘Till Trump’s cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again

In the winter of seventeen
We thought the new guy was oh so green
By springtime, the unions fell
It’s a time I remember, oh so well

The night they drove ol’ DC down
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove ol’ DC down
And all the people were singing
They went, “Na, na, la na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, la, na, na, na, na.”

With thanks (or condolences) to The Band

[tumblindice]

[patriotUSA]

E

Animal - Emu

Girl Name - Emma Peel!

Boy’s Name - Edgar

Color - Earth tone!

Name of movie - Edge of Tomorrow

Something you wear - Eyeglasses

Drink - Elderberry juice

Food - Eggplant

Item in a bathroom - Eye drops

Place - Egypt

Reason to be late - Electricity out

[BlueLancer]

"Reason to be late - Electricity out"

Reason to be late (2) - Enema failure