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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/10/2017 6:28:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Umbrella Day

Date When Celebrated : Always February 10

Umbrella Day is in honor of one of the world's most invaluable inventions. On a rainy, day, we are sure glad that someone was smart enough to invent it. It's also increasingly popular to use umbrellas to shade ourselves from harmful UV radiation, and the heat of the sun.

Umbrellas come in all sorts of sizes, colors, shapes, and, designs. Businesses and organizations use them for advertising. The smallest umbrellas fit inside a purse or glove compartment. Golf umbrellas are popular sizes. Then, there are lawn and beach umbrellas. There's one (or two) made just for you.  

Celebrate Umbrella Day in a couple of ways. First, make sure your umbrella is handy. Second, use it, or walk around with it. If you don't have an umbrella, isn't it time to get one?

 

Preparedness...

 

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

 

Just for Kids!

 

Speaking of Lady Gaga...

 

Open the Kraken

 

Throwing shade with your umbrella

 

I see what you did there

 

Handy for coffee drinkers

 

When just covering the head, isn't enough

 

Lettuce see your Umbrella

 

I got yer Umbrella Sword right here...

 

The Dogbrella - Cuz who wants a wet, stinky dog?

 

All the Worlds A Cage

 

F The Rain

 

For those who like to share!

creative-umbrellas-2-10

 

May the Force of Water Be With You

 

Wheel & Seal - Who would use this?

 

In case someone wants to steal your umbrella

 

I Heart Umbrellas

 

An umbrella that has your back

 

What Time Is It? It's Umbrella Time!


Based on the curvature of the earth, the sun lights the umbrella from the back and is allowed to mark the approximate time.

 

For when you're puttin' around

 

Careful out there

 



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; umbrella
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I don't care....I WANT barbecue


1 posted on 02/10/2017 6:28:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 02/10/2017 6:29:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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:-D

That’ll be me grilling steaks for my bride on St. Valentine’s Day.


3 posted on 02/10/2017 6:29:58 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Good morning & thanks again for your weekly thread.

An umbrella (and hip boots for that matter) is definitely in order up here in Placer County/Sacramento.

4 posted on 02/10/2017 6:30:40 AM PST by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay! Rain!

Oh, and top ten!


5 posted on 02/10/2017 6:31:17 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TOP 10


6 posted on 02/10/2017 6:31:46 AM PST by Currentriverrat (MAKE OCTOTHORPS NOT WAR!)
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!!!


7 posted on 02/10/2017 6:32:33 AM PST by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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8 posted on 02/10/2017 6:33:20 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

Glad I’m not the only one who grills in the rain!


9 posted on 02/10/2017 6:34:34 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: Lucky9teen

10 posted on 02/10/2017 6:38:50 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

A True Tale

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured him that there was absolutely no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once, because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.”

The king was polite and considerate, but replied: “I hold my palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.
Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.” So he continued on his way.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked...... and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about weather forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government, and occupy all its highest and most influential positions ...and which later became the official symbol for the Democratic party.


11 posted on 02/10/2017 6:42:53 AM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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It’s freezing here today!
It was 46° outside when I woke up!.....................


12 posted on 02/10/2017 6:43:27 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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To: Lucky9teen
Watermelons were harmed in the making of this video
13 posted on 02/10/2017 6:44:51 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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Lawmakers aim to make Obama’s birthday a holiday in Illinois https://t.co/frBYvpf3RZ


14 posted on 02/10/2017 6:47:32 AM PST by Paul46360
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15 posted on 02/10/2017 6:55:05 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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16 posted on 02/10/2017 6:56:44 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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17 posted on 02/10/2017 6:57:48 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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18 posted on 02/10/2017 6:58:25 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

That was pretty good.

5.56mm


19 posted on 02/10/2017 7:00:28 AM PST by M Kehoe
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20 posted on 02/10/2017 7:04:05 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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