Posted on 08/19/2016 6:19:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band.
I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? Theyre making headlines everywhere!
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look whats telling me that.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
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What is Bruce Lees favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well thats a little condescending.
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Very punny!
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I suspect the problem is that one of them keeps transcending its limits…
I don’t like battery chargers. I find them re-volting.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
A while back, I submitted a handful of what I thought were witty puns for a contested i had hoped to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
LMAO. Gotta try that one on my wife the next time she drags me into that rat maze hell.
I hate election cheaters. I find them re-voting.
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