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Trump OUTSMARTS HILLARY (humor)
8/18/2016
| unknown, shared by al baby
Posted on 08/18/2016 6:15:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:15:13 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: al baby
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:15:28 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Every word the "News Media" prints these days are a lie, including "and" and "the".)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:17:44 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks Al, and Laz. It was sent to a bunch of distributors of humor in multiple states of this union.
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:20:05 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:20:41 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: rockinqsranch
And it finally arrived here. :)
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:21:08 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Every word the "News Media" prints these days are a lie, including "and" and "the".)
To: Lazamataz
LOL
Using it this weekend..
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:23:43 PM PDT
by
Chgogal
(A woman who votes for Hillary is voting with her vagina and not her brain.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:28:04 PM PDT
by
visualops
(It's the majority of the American people and Trump against the enemies of the republic - Windflier)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:32:21 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:33:26 PM PDT
by
egfowler3
(What was it I was going to say here anyway?? Anyone care to remind me?)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:36:13 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: Lazamataz
just sent it to my buddy who will send it half the Jewish people on earth by tomorrow. He loathes Hillary and is Trump’er.
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:37:07 PM PDT
by
free_life
(If you ask Jesus to forgive you and to save you, He will.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:37:59 PM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:38:42 PM PDT
by
Strac6
(Everything Depends On Defeating Hillary in November. Everything else is minor compared to that!)
To: Lazamataz
Thats an A+, Mrs eyeamok is still laughing.
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:48:41 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
(destruction of government records.)
To: Lazamataz
👍👍
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:53:17 PM PDT
by
AFreeBird
(BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:53:24 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
To: Lazamataz
Just told it to my Mom who’s unfortunately suffering from dementia/Altzhiemers. She had a good laugh!
Thanks
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posted on
08/18/2016 6:59:54 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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