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Watch: Rat Crawls Up Sleeping Subway Rider's Neck
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Rat-Crawls-on-Sleeping-Straphanger-373859071.html ^
| March 29, 2016
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 03/29/2016 1:32:55 PM PDT by samtheman
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Not sweet dreams.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:32:55 PM PDT
by
samtheman
To: samtheman
To: samtheman
Many possible jokes for S.N.L. Not going there.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:35:28 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
To: samtheman
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:36:03 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: samtheman
It was looking for another piece of pizza.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:36:05 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Donald Trump's First Principle is the Art of the Deal)
To: samtheman
To: left that other site
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:38:30 PM PDT
by
samtheman
(Trump For America.)
To: samtheman
Rats on the west side, bedbugs uptown....
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:39:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
The decade before:
“Don’t sleep in the subway, darling....
To: dfwgator
Rats on the west side, bedbugs uptown....
... and urinate freely, wherever you want.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:41:13 PM PDT
by
samtheman
(Trump For America.)
To: No_More_Harkin
Clouseau: “Does your rat bite?”
Innkeeper: “No.”
(chomp)
Clouseau: “I thought you said your rat didn’t bite!”
Innkeeper: “That is not my rat.”
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:43:19 PM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: samtheman
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:44:31 PM PDT
by
Darteaus94025
(Can't have a Liberal without a Lie)
To: samtheman
“...the rider shrieked in horror once he woke up”
You’d have heard me all the way out to Far Rockaway.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:45:45 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: samtheman
Rats don’t have bladders, so where ever they go, they drop their urine. New York.... just need to get the folks in prison to want to ask them to have this Chinese delicacy added to their menu. To replace the pork that the Muslims won’t eat.
To: Riley
!!!
:-)
That would definitely freak my sh!t! But I think they’re kinda cute little critters.
To: rovenstinez
I was referring to humans. Now allowed to pee publicly in NYC. Part of the Brave New City of Bill D.
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:50:45 PM PDT
by
samtheman
(Trump For America.)
To: Darteaus94025
What does Ted Cruz have to say about this?
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posted on
03/29/2016 1:58:10 PM PDT
by
seowulf
(Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
To: samtheman
I am old. I remember when that was a hit song! LOL!
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posted on
03/29/2016 2:05:57 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: samtheman
Did the (4-legged) rat pay his fare, or did the subway let him sneak onboard? That’s the question
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posted on
03/29/2016 2:06:16 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
To: Diogenesis
*Ahem*
“One tenth of a future Hot Dog!”
*Apologies to ‘MAD TV’*
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posted on
03/29/2016 2:06:33 PM PDT
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Resident FReeper Kitty Poem /Haiku Guy)
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