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Drunk monkey brandishing huge knife terrorises bar in booze-fuelled rampage after necking rum dregs
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| 2/18/16
| Jon Livesey
Posted on 02/19/2016 7:10:28 AM PST by LibWhacker
A video shows the little capuchin attacking the roof of the bar with the foot-long kitchen knife after chasing after drinkers
Customers at a bar were given an almighty fright when a drunk monkey snatched a kitchen knife and started chasing them after downing leftover rum.
The little capuchin - a breed known for their temper - apparently turned aggressive after helping itself to dregs of rum in the bar.
Picking up the foot-long blade, the animal reportedly set about terrorising punters at the bar in Paraiba, Brazil.
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: alcohol; drunk; islamicmonkey; knife; lamefracists; monkey; predictablefracism; terrorizes; wod
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To: LibWhacker
necking rum dregs
What language is that?
To: LibWhacker
Double-take just reading that headline—what?
To: Hot Tabasco
set about terrorising punters at the bar in Paraiba, Brazil. Is this where NFL kickers go during the off season?
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:13:31 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: LibWhacker
Could have been worse, Could have taken the keys.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:13:47 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: LibWhacker
Ah...reminds me of the good ol’ bar hopping days.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:14:02 AM PST
by
moovova
To: LibWhacker
Drunk monkey brandishing huge knife terrorises bar in booze-fuelled rampage after necking rum dregs If 0bama had a son ...
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:15:38 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(My Forefathers Would Be Shooting By Now!)
To: LibWhacker
That has to be the most racist story I’ve ever read.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:16:56 AM PST
by
PAR35
To: Hot Tabasco
I actually read the whole thing in my head with a pirate voice.
It makes perfect sense after that.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:17:45 AM PST
by
VanDeKoik
To: Hot Tabasco
I believe it is English. Not entirely sure though.
To: The Sons of Liberty
We don’t know for sure he doesn’t. Are they sure it was a monkey?
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:20:22 AM PST
by
inpajamas
(Texas Akbar!!!!!!!)
To: needmorePaine
Right. As spoken by Brits.
To: LibWhacker
What was really going in at this bar:
To: LibWhacker
Right. As spoken by Brits.
Pfft. What do they know about the English language?
To: LibWhacker
Why don’t we have movies as good as this ?
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:22:37 AM PST
by
buwaya
To: LibWhacker
That was actually Al Gore wearing his now-famous Capuchin monkey suit. It came with.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:23:24 AM PST
by
capt. norm
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
To: LibWhacker
Any reports of a missing congressman?
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:24:50 AM PST
by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker
We’ve all been there, right? Right?
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:26:01 AM PST
by
wiggen
(#JeSuisCharlie)
To: Hot Tabasco
necking rum dregs -- What language is that?I dunno but I think I just found the name for my next band.
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posted on
02/19/2016 7:26:40 AM PST
by
Maceman
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