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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen

My message to our government and all terrorists

Right?


Dear Family and Friends!

I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue
( PIST-AWF ).

For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.

Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.

It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!


If you watched the Democrat debate on mute, it looked like Bernie Sanders spent two hours angrily sending his soup back at the deli. ~ Kimmel

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Bernie Sanders will deliver a speech tomorrow, which pundits say will seek to clarify his identity as a Democratic socialist. He'll explain that "Democratic" means he believes everyone should have an equal say, and "socialist" means he's not getting elected. ~ Meyers

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Bernie Sanders, the presidential hopeful and senator from Vermont, joined Snapchat. Bernie did this, I assume, to appeal to younger voters. If you're the oldest candidate running for president, maybe not a great idea to post a drawing of yourself as a ghost. ~ Kimmel

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If you'd like to follow Bernie Sanders, his Snapchat user name is bernie.sanders. If you want to log into his account, his password is "Password." ~ Kimmel

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Jeb Bush is on Snapchat. He's been on for a while because he's cool too. The Bush campaign launched a contest people can enter to win a chance to have dinner with Jeb Bush. The contest is called, "Will someone please come hang out with me?" ~ Kimmel

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President Obama is overseas this week joining other world leaders in Turkey for the G-20 summit. Which is unusual, because normally when people are gathered around Turkey debating Obama, it's just a bunch of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. ~ Fallon


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bernie; isis; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!


2 posted on 11/20/2015 5:12:14 AM PST by Currentriverrat
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...

RUN AWAY!!

YEAH



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3 posted on 11/20/2015 5:12:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 5!


4 posted on 11/20/2015 5:13:36 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10!


5 posted on 11/20/2015 5:13:54 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lucky9teen

Topten w00t


6 posted on 11/20/2015 5:15:31 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


7 posted on 11/20/2015 5:17:06 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten?

(I never get here this early)


8 posted on 11/20/2015 5:18:39 AM PST by John O (God Save America (Please))
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To: left that other site

Top Seven!

LOL!


9 posted on 11/20/2015 5:18:41 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


10 posted on 11/20/2015 5:19:36 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Lucky9teen

I do wish that video clip was real...


11 posted on 11/20/2015 5:19:48 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: Lucky9teen
Islam is a religion of peace Bump!


12 posted on 11/20/2015 5:20:21 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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Link
Hunter chokes up after spotting record buck through rifle scope.

Grass Valley, CA. Deer picture.

I don't blame this hunter, I too would have been awe struck with the sight of this beauty, I believe it may be conveying a message to all humanity and I applaud this hunter's "sportsmanship", for his decision to spare this wonderful creature of the wild!


hat tip to RG.


I can't believe how weird my wife is getting. Now, every time we have a conversation she always starts with "Did you hear what I just said?"

If every loyal FReeper would donate as little as $5, $10 or $20 today, the fundraiser would be over tomorrow. Thank you very much, Jim Robinson

h/t Bill S.

h/t RD
Quote of the century:
"A liberal's paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns.

"And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It's called Prison."

~Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Phoenix

h/t Geri


I too was once a male trapped in a female body......

But then my mother gave birth...


Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until after he had served 27 years in prison.

13 posted on 11/20/2015 5:22:41 AM PST by upchuck (In all the world the only forbidden trigger warning is the one which alerts us to our ignorance.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you for putting together the OFST every week! You rock!


14 posted on 11/20/2015 5:24:03 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 11/20/2015 5:33:22 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top OFST-20!


16 posted on 11/20/2015 5:34:09 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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Le Petit Chef
17 posted on 11/20/2015 5:36:11 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: PROCON

Saw the silly on Facebook today, liberals are claiming that these immigrants pose no threat, it takes over 18 months to immigrate here (as if they will be detained somewhere else for 18 months) and that they can just come over as visitors with no screening (as if customs and borders don’t check passports).

Surely they must be joking.


18 posted on 11/20/2015 5:38:42 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Such a skilled clockmaker.


19 posted on 11/20/2015 5:40:00 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The ‘rats are desperate for voters, so they’ll even bring killers into America to attempt to stay in power.


20 posted on 11/20/2015 5:45:32 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)
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