Posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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Dear Family and Friends!
I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue
( PIST-AWF ).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.
It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!
If you watched the Democrat debate on mute, it looked like Bernie Sanders spent two hours angrily sending his soup back at the deli. ~ Kimmel
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Bernie Sanders will deliver a speech tomorrow, which pundits say will seek to clarify his identity as a Democratic socialist. He'll explain that "Democratic" means he believes everyone should have an equal say, and "socialist" means he's not getting elected. ~ Meyers
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Bernie Sanders, the presidential hopeful and senator from Vermont, joined Snapchat. Bernie did this, I assume, to appeal to younger voters. If you're the oldest candidate running for president, maybe not a great idea to post a drawing of yourself as a ghost. ~ Kimmel
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If you'd like to follow Bernie Sanders, his Snapchat user name is bernie.sanders. If you want to log into his account, his password is "Password." ~ Kimmel
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Jeb Bush is on Snapchat. He's been on for a while because he's cool too. The Bush campaign launched a contest people can enter to win a chance to have dinner with Jeb Bush. The contest is called, "Will someone please come hang out with me?" ~ Kimmel
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President Obama is overseas this week joining other world leaders in Turkey for the G-20 summit. Which is unusual, because normally when people are gathered around Turkey debating Obama, it's just a bunch of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. ~ Fallon
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!
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Good Morning!
Top ten?
(I never get here this early)
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LOL!
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I do wish that video clip was real...
Grass Valley, CA. Deer picture.
I don't blame this hunter, I too would have been awe struck with the sight of this beauty, I believe it may be conveying a message to all humanity and I applaud this hunter's "sportsmanship", for his decision to spare this wonderful creature of the wild!
hat tip to RG.
"And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It's called Prison."
~Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Phoenix
h/t Geri
But then my mother gave birth...
Thank you for putting together the OFST every week! You rock!
Top OFST-20!
Saw the silly on Facebook today, liberals are claiming that these immigrants pose no threat, it takes over 18 months to immigrate here (as if they will be detained somewhere else for 18 months) and that they can just come over as visitors with no screening (as if customs and borders don’t check passports).
Surely they must be joking.
The ‘rats are desperate for voters, so they’ll even bring killers into America to attempt to stay in power.
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