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Couple Calls 911 Because Possums and People Jumping Out of Fridge and Microwave: Report
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| November 9, 2015
Posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: null and void; Gamecock
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posted on
11/09/2015 3:03:31 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Gamecock
Right there’s the reason freezers have locks.
42
posted on
11/09/2015 3:22:39 PM PST
by
bgill
( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Hot Tabasco
“A heavy duty chain and lock on both worked for me........... “
You CHAINED possums and people?????
43
posted on
11/09/2015 3:24:34 PM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: catnipman
Possums TO people
44
posted on
11/09/2015 3:30:07 PM PST
by
null and void
(We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
To: Gamecock
When liberals start shouting about fairness and financial equity...
Somebody needs to flash them a picture of these 2.
Liberals will never understand that actions have consequences.
These 2 will be lucky to be Walmart greeters.
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posted on
11/09/2015 3:42:08 PM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: null and void; Hot Tabasco
“Possums TO people”
OIC. I was confused. Yes, I can see where chaining the possums TO the people would make it more difficult for them to pop out of fridges and microwaves. Silly me.
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posted on
11/09/2015 4:01:09 PM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: NoCmpromiz
What is that?
I’ve got them growing all over my yard.
47
posted on
11/09/2015 4:55:53 PM PST
by
Haddit
(Minimalists Al Gore and Al Qaeda)
To: Haddit
Jimson Weed.
Pretty flower, nice fragrance.
Poisonous.
Hippies eat the seeds..
Datura stramonium
Nothing wrong with having them growing in your yard as long as you or anyone you know doesn't decide to put it in their salad.. ;-)
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posted on
11/09/2015 5:01:53 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: catnipman
You CHAINED possums and people?????
Well YEAAAAH........What would you have done?
To: catnipman
Yes, I can see where chaining the possums TO the people would make it more difficult for them to pop out of fridges and microwaves.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up here, I didn't say I was chaining possums TO people, I said I was chaining both the refrigerator AND the microwave to prevent people and possums from jumping out of them.........
To: Gamecock
51
posted on
11/09/2015 6:02:25 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/09/2015 6:15:36 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: Gamecock
If you are a druggie bad idea to call the police, bad bad bad. Don’t annoy them with your hallucinations....Call a fellow druggie instead for advice on how to proceed.
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posted on
11/09/2015 6:16:28 PM PST
by
dennisw
(The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
To: Gamecock
because they saw possums and people jumping out of the refrigerator and microwave Well, I guess I would have been a bit alarmed too.
To: Gamecock
The truth is out there... (see my tagline)
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posted on
11/09/2015 6:25:39 PM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(The 'possums are the puppet masters behind the raccoon conspiracy.)
To: Gamecock
A fridge and a microwave.
One cools things down and one heats things up.
Hmmmmmm.....
Temperature.....
That’s it! They were eating thermometers again.
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posted on
11/09/2015 6:28:54 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6; sweetliberty
57
posted on
11/09/2015 8:49:57 PM PST
by
null and void
(We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
To: Gamecock
Not even in 1966 did I see that and I took some strange stuff back then.
My strongest stuff (since 1975) is Sour Mash Bourbon and if I start seeing that crap above I will quit Bourbon.
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posted on
11/10/2015 12:53:25 AM PST
by
cpdiii
(Deckhand, Roughneck, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR)
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