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Couple Calls 911 Because Possums and People Jumping Out of Fridge and Microwave: Report
WSPA ^ | November 9, 2015

Posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock

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1 posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock
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2 posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:56 PM PST by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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To: Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON

I got nothin’.


3 posted on 11/09/2015 1:25:29 PM PST by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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I’d rather have a possum sized person than a person sized possum.


4 posted on 11/09/2015 1:26:23 PM PST by cicero2k
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Wow what a cute couple...NOT! They look like Methheads


5 posted on 11/09/2015 1:26:56 PM PST by Patriot Babe
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To: Gamecock

A bit of Electric Shock Therapy might be in order here.


6 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:02 PM PST by basil ( God bless the USA!)
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“they saw possums and people jumping out of the refrigerator and microwave.”

I always hate when that happens.


7 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:11 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Tweakers...


8 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:29 PM PST by datura
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To: Gamecock
under the influence of a narcotic, possibly “Flakka”

In George Costanza voice: "Of course, “Flakkaâ€."

9 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Marcella
I've been at home all day, I promise. Wasn't me. Honest..

/johnny

10 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:00 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: Gamecock

Synthetic marijuana maybe .. Or peyote? Wow.. Possums are kinda rare around here. The fridge? Wow.


11 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:04 PM PST by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: Gamecock

Paging Walter White and Jesse Pinkman!


12 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:32 PM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Gamecock

Tweakers.


13 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:35 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I'm fed up.)
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To: Gamecock

Meth ... it’s not just for breakfast any more.


14 posted on 11/09/2015 1:33:21 PM PST by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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Wow what a cute couple...NOT! They look like Methheads.

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Not to me. They look OK, actually. Meth users look much worse.

I’d say they were into acid. Or some synthetic variants.


15 posted on 11/09/2015 1:35:03 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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“They look like Methheads”

No doubt something is cooking their brains.


16 posted on 11/09/2015 1:35:22 PM PST by Parley Baer
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To: Responsibility2nd
"Don't eat the brown acid, man!"
17 posted on 11/09/2015 1:38:45 PM PST by bassmaner (Hey commies: I am a' white male, and I am guilty of NOTHING! Sell your 'white guilt' elsewhere.)
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To: Gamecock
I've been stocking up my shelter for the Apocalypse.
18 posted on 11/09/2015 1:41:05 PM PST by KeyLargo
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I have the same problems!


19 posted on 11/09/2015 1:41:28 PM PST by kaehurowing
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Well, let me tell you man. When a possum jumps at you from the fridge, the mocrowave, or anywhere....

It'll mess you up man. Seriously.

20 posted on 11/09/2015 1:43:34 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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