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1 posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock
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2 posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:56 PM PST by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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I got nothin’.


3 posted on 11/09/2015 1:25:29 PM PST by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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I’d rather have a possum sized person than a person sized possum.


4 posted on 11/09/2015 1:26:23 PM PST by cicero2k
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“they saw possums and people jumping out of the refrigerator and microwave.”

I always hate when that happens.


7 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:11 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Tweakers...


8 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:29 PM PST by datura
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under the influence of a narcotic, possibly “Flakka”

In George Costanza voice: "Of course, “Flakkaâ€."

9 posted on 11/09/2015 1:28:33 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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I've been at home all day, I promise. Wasn't me. Honest..

/johnny

10 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:00 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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Synthetic marijuana maybe .. Or peyote? Wow.. Possums are kinda rare around here. The fridge? Wow.


11 posted on 11/09/2015 1:32:04 PM PST by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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I have the same problems!


19 posted on 11/09/2015 1:41:28 PM PST by kaehurowing
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Well, let me tell you man. When a possum jumps at you from the fridge, the mocrowave, or anywhere....

It'll mess you up man. Seriously.

20 posted on 11/09/2015 1:43:34 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: Gamecock

MMMMmmmmmm Varmint Vittles!


22 posted on 11/09/2015 1:44:03 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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Cocaine psychosis?


23 posted on 11/09/2015 1:44:57 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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Because Possums and People Jumping Out of Fridge and Microwave:

Phew! So it's not only me.

28 posted on 11/09/2015 1:50:07 PM PST by dfwgator
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South Carolina -— making Mississippi and West Virginia look good !


30 posted on 11/09/2015 1:53:48 PM PST by buckalfa (I am feeling much better now.)
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It beats the time I found a porcupine in my slippers.

And I won't even tell you what jumped outta my shorts!

32 posted on 11/09/2015 1:57:41 PM PST by IronJack
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To: Gamecock

And their hovercraft is full of eels.


33 posted on 11/09/2015 1:58:36 PM PST by dfwgator
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This is one of those times when it's probably best to not say;
36 posted on 11/09/2015 2:11:04 PM PST by BlueDragon (possums in your fridge? who ya' gonna call? ghost busters..?)
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Maybe should have stuck with the Price Albert in a can joke...


37 posted on 11/09/2015 2:14:44 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Beware the Louisiana Weasel - GOPe Plan C or make that D)
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Jimsonweed tea?


39 posted on 11/09/2015 2:27:15 PM PST by null and void (We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
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Right there’s the reason freezers have locks.


42 posted on 11/09/2015 3:22:39 PM PST by bgill ( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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