It wasn't "possums" but the person jumping out of the fridge was George "The Possum" Jones!
RIP George.
Posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock
Spartanburg Deputies have arrested a couple after they called 911 five times, because they saw possums and people jumping out of the refrigerator and microwave.
Brandon Dwayne Terry and Casey Dawn Fowler have been charged with unlawful use of 911.
According to the incident report, the responding deputy asked them if they were on any type of narcotic, which they said no.
The couple then began to tell the deputy that they had pictures of worms coming out of the floor of their vehicle and pictures of other people camouflaged.
The deputy says he looked at several of the pictures which he says just showed a basketball goal and a tree.
The couple said the person was standing beside the tree and they could clearly see the person.
The deputy says when he told the couple there was nothing there, Terry told him it was because only he could see them.
When the deputy made a background check on Terry he had six felony warrants from Cleveland Co., NC for narcotics charges.
During a field sobriety test, the deputy says Terry stopped and said that he felt the deputy touching his eyes.
The deputy told Terry that his six warrants were for pills and cocaine. Mr. Terry then said that he did experiment with drugs in the past but denied being under the influence of any narcotics.
The deputy says in the report that his training and experience makes him believe that Terry and Fowler were under the influence of a narcotic, possibly “Gravel†aka “Flakka†which the person actions are similar to that of bath salts.
The deputy had EMS check the couple out and they said that the couple seemed to be fine mentally and didn’t have a prior history of mental illness.
The deputy then said he spoke to the mother of Fowler who said she was coming to Spartanburg to check on the couple due to her thing they were on Drugs.
The mother told the deputy that neither person had a history of mental illness, but had a history of drug use.
Except for the guy’s bent (Brian Williams style) nose, they could be brother and sister going strictly by looks and skin shape of head,and skin tone.
MMMMmmmmmm Varmint Vittles!
Cocaine psychosis?
Yeah, he’s got a little coke nose starting there, doesn’t he?
It wasn't "possums" but the person jumping out of the fridge was George "The Possum" Jones!
RIP George.
Meth is a helluva drug.
Phew! So it's not only me.
I always hate when that happens.
A heavy duty chain and lock on both worked for me...........
South Carolina -— making Mississippi and West Virginia look good !
That kind of thing makes you hesitate to open the door.
And I won't even tell you what jumped outta my shorts!
And their hovercraft is full of eels.
They weren't on 'any' narcotics, they were on all of them.
That’s nothing. Every so often an 800 lb. Grizzly Bear jumps out of my washing machine, pursued by a 40 ft. Python. Then I chase them into my refrigerator to meet the 50 Black Mambas that live there.
Maybe should have stuck with the Price Albert in a can joke...
With caller ID that is just another thing kids today can’t experience!
Jimsonweed tea?
They receive honorable mention in the inbred derby.
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