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Couple Calls 911 Because Possums and People Jumping Out of Fridge and Microwave: Report
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| November 9, 2015
Posted on 11/09/2015 1:24:40 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Except for the guy’s bent (Brian Williams style) nose, they could be brother and sister going strictly by looks and skin shape of head,and skin tone.
To: Gamecock
MMMMmmmmmm Varmint Vittles!
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:44:03 PM PST
by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:44:57 PM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Gamecock
Yeah, he’s got a little coke nose starting there, doesn’t he?
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:46:00 PM PST
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
To: KeyLargo
Maybe the police misunderstood.
It wasn't "possums" but the person jumping out of the fridge was George "The Possum" Jones!
RIP George.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:46:35 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:47:27 PM PST
by
VTenigma
(The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: kaehurowing
I enjoy Happy Hour at the POSSUM PUB.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:47:40 PM PST
by
KeyLargo
To: Gamecock
Because Possums and People Jumping Out of Fridge and Microwave: Phew! So it's not only me.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:50:07 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: catnipman
“they saw possums and people jumping out of the refrigerator and microwave.â€
I always hate when that happens.
A heavy duty chain and lock on both worked for me...........
To: Gamecock
South Carolina -— making Mississippi and West Virginia look good !
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:53:48 PM PST
by
buckalfa
(I am feeling much better now.)
To: dfwgator
That kind of thing makes you hesitate to open the door.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:56:33 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Gamecock
It beats the time I found a porcupine in my slippers.
And I won't even tell you what jumped outta my shorts!
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:57:41 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: Gamecock
And their hovercraft is full of eels.
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posted on
11/09/2015 1:58:36 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Gamecock
... the responding deputy asked them if they were on any type of narcotic, which they said no.They weren't on 'any' narcotics, they were on all of them.
To: catnipman
That’s nothing. Every so often an 800 lb. Grizzly Bear jumps out of my washing machine, pursued by a 40 ft. Python. Then I chase them into my refrigerator to meet the 50 Black Mambas that live there.
To: Gamecock
This is one of those times when it's probably best to
not say;
"I'll have what the gentleman on the floor was having"
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:11:04 PM PST
by
BlueDragon
(possums in your fridge? who ya' gonna call? ghost busters..?)
To: Gamecock
Maybe should have stuck with the Price Albert in a can joke...
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:14:44 PM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Beware the Louisiana Weasel - GOPe Plan C or make that D)
To: gov_bean_ counter
With caller ID that is just another thing kids today can’t experience!
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:21:46 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:27:15 PM PST
by
null and void
(We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
To: Gamecock
They receive honorable mention in the inbred derby.
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posted on
11/09/2015 2:33:41 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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