Posted on 08/28/2015 5:54:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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I love God. He's a builder. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I would have used more marble. But He did a nice job. #TrumpBible
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I have a lot of Jewish friends. Jesus is one of them. Great guy. Cherishes women. The blacks love him. The Hispanics love him. #TrumpBible
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"I'm gonna build a pyramid and I'm going to do it without letting your people go." #trumpbible
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"Jesus wasn't a martyr. He's a martyr because he was crucified. I like people that weren't crucified, ok I hate to tell you." #trumpbible
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"I'm not saying Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem. I'm just saying show me the birth certificate." #trumpbible
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Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment?
Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible***
Cain, Abel, both good friends. Cain got into agriculture, bad business. But he murdered his competition. That's leadership. #TrumpBible
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Jesus wept. "I like saviors who don't weep." #TrumpBible
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Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
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I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible
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Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes and GAVE THEM AWAY? Terrible business strategy. #TrumpBible
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Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good Samaritans. #TrumpBible
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Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places. #TrumpBible
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#TrumpBible The Romans are the best. Just the best. You've got to know how to talk to them. You like that aqueduct? I like the aqueduct.
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There was no room at the inn. Mary and Joseph should have gone to a Trump resort. Classy. Myrrh like you can't imagine. #TrumpBible
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"Lemme explain something to you: the lenders in the temple are just using the established laws to conduct legitimate business." #TrumpBible
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Ruth said: "Do not urge me to leave you," but Boaz replied, "You snuck in here. You're disgusting. Get away from my feet." #TrumpBible
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That tower in Shinar is a terrible place. Awful. You can't understand what anybody's saying. Too many illegal immigrants. #TrumpBible
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"Blessed are the rich in spirit. The poor are a bunch of losers and chumps." -- #TrumpBible
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And Esau, who by the way was a loser and a terrible negotiator, said "What is birthright citizenship to me?" #TrumpBible
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And He said, "go forth and harass minorities. Do this in remembrance of me." #TrumpBible
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And Jesus said to them, "It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich." #TrumpBible
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#TrumpBible is tremendous. Those other hashtags are LOSERS.
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"Render unto Trump that which is Trump's, with eminent domain." #TrumpBible
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I like the guys God doesn't test. Not like that loser Job. #TrumpBible
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father without a cracker and his juice cup #TrumpBible
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"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of 5th Avenue I will fear no evil, for my checkbook is with me” #TrumpBible
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"The Samaritans are dirty and low class. They're not sending us their best people." #TrumpBible
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To protect Jericho, I'm gonna build these HUGE, CLASSY walls. With beautiful gates. Gonna protect everybody. #TrumpBible
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"Then He will also say to those on His left, 'Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.'" #TrumpBible
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He approached Jesus to kiss him, but Jesus said to him, "Judas, you're FIRED." #TrumpBible
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I'll feed these 5000 but I'm gonna make the Samaritans pay for it #TrumpBible
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The Trump Tower and Casino of Babel is the biggest and most luxurious anywhere, and it's a huge success #TrumpBible
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Tower of Babel? Trying to build a hi-rise where nobody speaks the same language? Hey. Welcome to my world. #TrumpBible
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This Goliath guy, he's HUGE loser. David, he's a real classy winner. Used his sling to Make the Israelites Great Again. #TrumpBible
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Trump: I love the Bible
Q: What's your favorite passage?
Trump: "It is better to be feared than loved, if you can't be both" #trumpbible***
Can't wait to attend #RealTime with @billmaher on Friday. Bill-ask me how my brother got his hands on the #TrumpBible!
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Jesus. Good guy. Nice guy. He's lucky I wasn't around then. He would've had no chance, no chance being the son of god over me. #TrumpBible
Good morning, all. Lookin forward to lots of laughs!
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Good Morning!
I don't care about apathy.
You know what they say about paradigms? Shift happens.
Best I've seen in a while; h/t Bill:
Have a great weekend all! College football starts next week! And NFL the Thursday after that. Gotta get ready for my fantasy draft....
Woohoo!! I’m in!!
top 14 and a half....let the games begin
PeeeeeeeeUUUUUUUUUUU!
Stinky boobs.
Thank you once again for your hard work in creating this thread every week. YOU ROCK!!
LOL!! Is that BOR and Trump?
We ALL need some more SILLINESS today!
I started the drive into work today with “Ting-Tang-Walla-Walla-Bing-Bang”...
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