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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


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To: Slings and Arrows

Is that like reading the fortune in the fortune cookie and then adding “in the nude”? :-)


2,521 posted on 09/06/2015 1:39:05 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Tax-chick

The ogre part I can believe...for sure!

Not so sure about the dragon. I kinda look at them as tame lizards, for some reason.


2,522 posted on 09/06/2015 1:42:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s a Hungarian Horntail. They’re pretty aggressive.


2,523 posted on 09/06/2015 1:42:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; Anton.Rutter; ..

Just got a breaking news update. An officer was shot “ambush-style” just a while ago in Las Vegas. As soon as there is more news, I will ping you all to it.

Since last week, all patrol cars have had two officers in anticipation of the murder of law enforcement officers around the country.

Further info as I get it.

‘Face


2,524 posted on 09/06/2015 1:48:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, yes. I recall that factoid...


2,525 posted on 09/06/2015 1:49:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Saw it on the News page.


2,526 posted on 09/06/2015 1:49:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Monkey Face

Officer hit in the hand, criminal in custody, says the article.


2,527 posted on 09/06/2015 1:54:34 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Monkey Face

Charles Manson actually lived long enough to see his Helter Skelter race war come true.


2,528 posted on 09/06/2015 1:55:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Tax-chick

That is scary when it’s close to home. We have some excellent officers in this Valley. It’s been an escalating problem here, lately, about officers being shot.

Stinking thugs have nothing better to do that rage at the machine when they should direct it at the parents who allowed them to raise themselves with no discipline.


2,529 posted on 09/06/2015 1:56:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Lazamataz

Sadly, he’s not on the front lines where he can be taken care of.


2,530 posted on 09/06/2015 1:57:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Nothing to add, you’re right.


2,531 posted on 09/06/2015 2:01:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick
I was living in Yuma when that massacre took place and it was as unbelievable then as it is today.
2,532 posted on 09/06/2015 2:04:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Bad world out there.


2,533 posted on 09/06/2015 2:05:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep. I’m fortunate to have lived at a time when life was simpler, and people were kinder to each other. There are still pockets of that to be found, but with the coming storm, they are fewer and fewer.


2,534 posted on 09/06/2015 2:11:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Things are still pretty nice where I live.


2,535 posted on 09/06/2015 2:11:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Monkey Face

One of the ‘leaders’ of the black lives matter group was calling for open season “on whites, cracker and cops”.
He further said that “you won’t know when a brother will be waiting around the corner to take you out”.

That sounds like a direct threat to me. And why is he not arrested is a mystery to me.


2,536 posted on 09/06/2015 2:13:32 PM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep FReedom ALIVE!)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s starting to pucker up and look ugly out there, but it’s closer to bedtime that it is to breakfast so I won’t worry about the weather!

Maybe this week, I can finish up the filing and get my rocking chair back into usefulness! It has been the drop-off point for “Things To Do” for the last 6-8 months, and I would like to sit it in some day soon! It’s the perfect place to sit while doing hand work. And I have some projects to finish. :o]


2,537 posted on 09/06/2015 2:17:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: RedMDer

Don’t you know? All the blacks have immunity now, thanks to Zero. Black Lives Matter is a home-grown terrorist group and to call it anything but “Klan-With-A-Tan” is not to recognize the danger it represents.

They are biting the hands that feed them, and the Day of Reckoning isn’t too far away.


2,538 posted on 09/06/2015 2:19:47 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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To: Monkey Face

Semper Paratus


2,539 posted on 09/06/2015 2:23:17 PM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep FReedom ALIVE!)
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To: RedMDer

Oh yes!


2,540 posted on 09/06/2015 2:28:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (One of God's greatest gifts is the joy of trying again, as no failure ever need be final. T Monson)
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