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A Colorado Man Used a Stuffed Owl Named "Solomon" as His Defense Attorney. It Was Not a Hoot.
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Posted on 05/24/2015 1:23:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

I'm no legal expert, but something tells me this isn't exactly a great move for your case. From Arbroath:

Charles Abbott arrived at court in Aspen, Colorado, on Tuesday with a stuffed owl and placed it on the defence table in front of him. “He’s a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford,” Abbott told Pitkin County Court Judge Erin Fernandez-Ely. “I think he’ll be able to represent me before a public defender comes online.” But the fluffy horned owl that Abbott called “Solomon,” had no influence on the hearing’s outcome. Fernandez-Ely casually ignored its presence when Abbott introduced it, and she moved along with the court’s business. Abbott’s court appearance was to address a protection order that took effect after he was accused of assaulting his former roommate, Michael Stranahan, at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting on May 9. Authorities again arrested Abbott, 67, on Saturday on suspicion of violating the court order by going to Stranahan’s home to collect some belongings.

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Thank to Gefn for this story!

I'm glad to see that legalized pot isn't having any negative effects on Colorado.

1 posted on 05/24/2015 1:23:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
“He’s a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford,”

The Harvard one I believe, or am I thinking of another stuffed prop?


2 posted on 05/24/2015 1:25:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Nimue" - https://youtu.be/NHq7CtM9QMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Still better than Mark Geragos.


3 posted on 05/24/2015 1:26:42 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

A man represented by a bird has a fowl for a client.


4 posted on 05/24/2015 1:27:05 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

You should be shot.


5 posted on 05/24/2015 1:30:54 AM PDT by FredZarguna (We are vain and we are blind/I hate people when they're not polite.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’d bet the stuffed owl didn’t give a hoot, any more than a public defender would have.


6 posted on 05/24/2015 1:31:43 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: FredZarguna

Or given a Nobel Prize.


7 posted on 05/24/2015 1:35:39 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows; Smokin' Joe; FredZarguna
Attorney: Who Who
Judge: Your client
Attorney: Who Who
8 posted on 05/24/2015 1:37:10 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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"Or given a Nobel Prize."

How 'bout ~both~?

9 posted on 05/24/2015 1:41:42 AM PDT by shibumi ("Walk Through the Fire, Fly Through the Smoke")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Anyone know if a public defender has ever won a case?

http://www.licensedtolie.com/

http://exposecorruptcourts.blogspot.com/


10 posted on 05/24/2015 1:55:12 AM PDT by huldah1776
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To: nickcarraway

Ok, this is hilarious!!


11 posted on 05/24/2015 1:56:07 AM PDT by Catsrus
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To: nickcarraway

This deserves a chuckle!!

I guess this Colorado man ran a-fowl of the law.


12 posted on 05/24/2015 1:58:28 AM PDT by Catsrus
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To: nickcarraway
Attorney: Who Who
Judge: Your client
Attorney: Who Who


13 posted on 05/24/2015 2:08:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Nimue" - https://youtu.be/NHq7CtM9QMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I know when we're finger licked.
14 posted on 05/24/2015 2:33:41 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Slings and Arrows

In Aspen Colorado, owl stuffs you!


15 posted on 05/24/2015 2:36:10 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Ken H
In Aspen Colorado, owl stuffs you!

In San Francisco...

16 posted on 05/24/2015 2:52:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Nimue" - https://youtu.be/NHq7CtM9QMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)
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To: Trillian

He is in a ten-piece bucket of trouble.


17 posted on 05/24/2015 3:11:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Your honor, this owl is my higher power.”


18 posted on 05/24/2015 3:13:59 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (I'm very sad for my country. Personally, I've never been happier.)
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To: VerySadAmerican

Suddenly alcoholism sounds a lot better.


19 posted on 05/24/2015 3:28:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Nimue" - https://youtu.be/NHq7CtM9QMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)
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To: huldah1776

> Anyone know if a public defender has ever won a case?

I thought their job was to convince the client to go with the option that results in the highest assesed fine opyion and generate the most revenue for the court system not assist the defendant


20 posted on 05/24/2015 3:58:33 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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