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Tooth fairy isn't real, N.J. mom says teacher told class
NJ.com ^
| April 24, 2015
Posted on 04/24/2015 3:29:12 PM PDT by SMGFan
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:29:12 PM PDT
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
WHAT? Another one of my illusions dashed! (sarc/off)
To: SMGFan
I bet that teech also told her students lies about global warming, the “religion of peace,” and the citizenship status of the current Occupant of our WH.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:32:53 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(Another brilliantl- intelligent comment sent thru an amazingly-stupid spell checker)
To: SMGFan
"Tooth fairy isn't real, N.J. mom says teacher told class.".... WHAT!!!! .... THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T REAL?
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:33:22 PM PDT
by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: R_Kangel
Lies. I saw her once. She looked an awful lot like my Mom...
To: SMGFan
I remember one of our kids catching us trying to sneak a quarter under her pillow for her tooth. She wasn't too bummed out (she was pretty old). But then, this scared look came on her face.
“Does that mean Santa Claus isn't real either!?”
“Santa Claus!? Do you think your mom and I would buy you all of that stuff at Christmas!?”
“No way!” she said with a big smile of relief on her face.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:35:47 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
To: R_Kangel
lol. Now that I know that I can start brushing my teeth :)
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:35:49 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
To: SMGFan
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:36:18 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: afraidfortherepublic
My older brother who was about 12 at the time told me that the Tooth Fairy only came at night because he was so ugly that he’d scare us little kids if we saw him.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:36:57 PM PDT
by
laplata
( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: SMGFan
“The mother says her 9-year old daughter, a fourth-grader at Copper Hill Elementary.”
The larger issue is that a 9 year old would still believe in a Tooth Ferry driving all over the planet each night to deliver cash to each kid that has lost a tooth.
To: SMGFan
He is real. And he gibsmedat.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:39:07 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Victim" -- some people eagerly take on the label because of the many advantages that come with it.)
To: SMGFan
Somebody needs to tell Democrat voters that the Obamacare Fairy isn’t real, either. :)
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:40:03 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
(Heteropatriarchal Capitalist)
To: SMGFan
Wrestling is fake too. Deal with it.
To: SMGFan
If the tooth fairy is not real, who will pay for the teacher’s pension??
To: SMGFan
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “ What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:42:19 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: SMGFan
The Tooth Fairy is made real.
To: MarineBrat
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:47:11 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: SMGFan
Since my wife is Mexican, she taught my daughter their tradition that she gets visited by the “Tooth Mouse” when she loses a tooth!
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:47:23 PM PDT
by
MNDude
To: SMGFan
Remember kids: Don't sleep with your head under your pillow because the tooth fairy now has pliers.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:49:31 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: faithhopecharity
I’ve always thought that anticipation of a little money left by the Tooth Fairy was a way to ease a child’s anxiety about part of the body falling off.
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posted on
04/24/2015 3:52:14 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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