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To: SMGFan

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “ What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”


15 posted on 04/24/2015 3:42:19 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: MarineBrat

ahaha Thank you!


17 posted on 04/24/2015 3:47:11 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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