WHAT? Another one of my illusions dashed! (sarc/off)
I bet that teech also told her students lies about global warming, the “religion of peace,” and the citizenship status of the current Occupant of our WH.
.... WHAT!!!! .... THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T REAL?
“Does that mean Santa Claus isn't real either!?”
“Santa Claus!? Do you think your mom and I would buy you all of that stuff at Christmas!?”
“No way!” she said with a big smile of relief on her face.
“The mother says her 9-year old daughter, a fourth-grader at Copper Hill Elementary.”
The larger issue is that a 9 year old would still believe in a Tooth Ferry driving all over the planet each night to deliver cash to each kid that has lost a tooth.
He is real. And he gibsmedat.
Somebody needs to tell Democrat voters that the Obamacare Fairy isn’t real, either. :)
Wrestling is fake too. Deal with it.
If the tooth fairy is not real, who will pay for the teacher’s pension??
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “ What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
The Tooth Fairy is made real.
Since my wife is Mexican, she taught my daughter their tradition that she gets visited by the “Tooth Mouse” when she loses a tooth!
Nine-year-old 4th grader believes in the tooth fairy?
Must be a liberal!
Oh boy, this stinks
I was in HS when I had all four wisdom teeth removed. When I came home that night I announced to my mother and father I was placing them under the pillow for the Tooth Fairy.
My parents told me I was too old for the Tooth FairyI disagreed.
The next morning I woke up, found a 50 dollar note under my pillow with a note, “Dearest Daughter, you are 14 years old and this is the absolute last time the Tooth Fairy will ever visit. Enjoy”
"...and the witch put a spell on the land so that it was always winter...always winter and never Christmas..." -- C.S. Lewis, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.
“But, cheerens, other fairies ARE real...”
Thank God she didn’t say moderate Muslims don’t exist or she probably would have been canned.
ping