Posted on 04/24/2015 3:29:12 PM PDT by SMGFan
RARITAN TWP. — For many kids who have lost a tooth, seeing money left by the tooth fairy is a special moment.
One local mom says the magic was ruined for her daughter when a health teacher told a class the magical fairy doesn't exist.
(Excerpt) Read more at nj.com ...
WHAT? Another one of my illusions dashed! (sarc/off)
I bet that teech also told her students lies about global warming, the “religion of peace,” and the citizenship status of the current Occupant of our WH.
.... WHAT!!!! .... THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T REAL?
Lies. I saw her once. She looked an awful lot like my Mom...
“Does that mean Santa Claus isn't real either!?”
“Santa Claus!? Do you think your mom and I would buy you all of that stuff at Christmas!?”
“No way!” she said with a big smile of relief on her face.
My older brother who was about 12 at the time told me that the Tooth Fairy only came at night because he was so ugly that he’d scare us little kids if we saw him.
“The mother says her 9-year old daughter, a fourth-grader at Copper Hill Elementary.”
The larger issue is that a 9 year old would still believe in a Tooth Ferry driving all over the planet each night to deliver cash to each kid that has lost a tooth.
He is real. And he gibsmedat.
Somebody needs to tell Democrat voters that the Obamacare Fairy isn’t real, either. :)
Wrestling is fake too. Deal with it.
If the tooth fairy is not real, who will pay for the teacher’s pension??
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “ What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
The Tooth Fairy is made real.
ahaha Thank you!
Since my wife is Mexican, she taught my daughter their tradition that she gets visited by the “Tooth Mouse” when she loses a tooth!
I’ve always thought that anticipation of a little money left by the Tooth Fairy was a way to ease a child’s anxiety about part of the body falling off.
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