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Man Makes Final Request in Obituary – And It Involves Hillary Clinton
IJ Review ^ | April 19, 2015 | Kyle Becker

Posted on 04/19/2015 10:54:46 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin

Obituaries can be an unexpected source of amusement, and an 81-year-old North Carolina man didn’t let the world down.

“Larry Darrell Upright, 81, passed away Monday, April 13, 2015, at CMC- NorthEast in Concord. Darrell was born Aug. 15, 1933, in Cabarrus County to the late Arthur and Mary Ruth Upright.

He was also preceded in death by his son, Joel Allen Upright. He is survived by his beloved wife and devoted caregiver, Colleen McDonald Upright; son Michael D. Upright; daughter Jill Upright McLain and husband Phil; granddaughters McKenzie Upright Brady and husband Logan, Lindsay McLain Leece and husband Jason and Laura McLain.

He was a member and past Master of Allen-Graham 695 Masonic Lodge and a former Shriner of the Year at Cabarrus Shrine Club. He retired from the Building Automation Industry and in his retirement was an avid golfer and member of The Club at Irish Creek. Darrell’s greatest joy was his family, and he will forever be remembered as a loving husband, father and Grandaddy.

Arrangements: The family will receive friends from 6-8 p.m. Wednesday at Whitley’s Funeral Home. Services will be held at 2 p.m. Thursday, April 16 at Whitley’s Funeral Home Chapel officiated by Mr. Bill Jolley. Burial will follow at Carolina Memorial Park with Masonic rites.

Memorials: In lieu of flowers, memorials may be sent to Shriners Hospital for Children, 2900 Rocky Point Drive, Tampa, FL 33607.

Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: 2016election; chat; election2016; hillary2016; hillaryclinton; hitlery; larrydarrellupright; northcarolina; obituaries; obituary

1 posted on 04/19/2015 10:54:46 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: All

Online condolences may be left at:

http://www.whitleysfuneralhome.com

I left a promise in Mr. Upright’s memory that I would NOT be voting for Hillary! in 2016.

Freepers? Please do the same! :)


2 posted on 04/19/2015 10:56:37 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I hope he told his next of kin to have his name purged from the voter rolls before he died, or he’ll end up voting for Hillary. The dead always vote democrat.


3 posted on 04/19/2015 11:15:14 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (1 of 172)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I will honor this request. Nor Jeb, either.


4 posted on 04/19/2015 11:48:51 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

If Hillary is elected my will specifies that my remains be cremated with the ashes to be flung in her face.


5 posted on 04/19/2015 12:10:12 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease.")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Prayers to the Uprights. I’m honoring his request, too.


6 posted on 04/19/2015 4:27:48 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I told the Upright family that Ted Cruz got my vote.


7 posted on 04/19/2015 4:35:45 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: ExCTCitizen

Terrific!

ANYONE BUT HILLARY 2016!


8 posted on 04/19/2015 5:14:07 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Kind of reminds me of the old preacher that was on his deathbed and asked that Hillary Clinton and Obama be at his side when he “crossed over.” His wife asked why. He said, “Well, if the Lord died between two thieves, so can I”
9 posted on 04/20/2015 8:11:05 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: The_Media_never_lie

there is a difference between the two? (/s)


10 posted on 04/22/2015 9:25:35 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Methinks Mr. Upright was an upright and outstanding citizen.

Well, the family has good taste too.

5.56mm

11 posted on 04/22/2015 9:32:49 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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