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The Onion parodies Hillary's campaign announcement
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/04/the_onion_parodies_hillarys_campaign_announcement.html ^ | Thomas Lifson

Posted on 04/14/2015 6:15:47 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

It is definitely not safe for work, for children, or for those of a delicate disposition when it comes to profanity, but The Onion has captured an aspect of Hillary most of us on our side of the spectrum well appreciate

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hillary2016 Comment #1 Removed by Moderator

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2 posted on 04/14/2015 6:23:59 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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3 posted on 04/14/2015 6:27:10 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: RoosterRedux

The Onion and SNL are correct - Hillary wants a coronation, not an election. All of this is a farce, including the Scooby Do Mystery Van trip (which van is being driven by taxpayer-funded SS agents).


4 posted on 04/14/2015 6:27:16 AM PDT by twister881
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To: Travis McGee

LOL. Her ugly mug alone is enough to scare voters from the polls.


5 posted on 04/14/2015 6:27:19 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (WSC: The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end...)
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I’d bet the headline summarizes her marching orders to Bill, that’s for sure.


6 posted on 04/14/2015 6:33:59 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: twister881
I think her sense of entitlement and her downright fugliness is what will make her unelectable.

She comes across as an arrogant beotch...and that just isn't likeable.

8 posted on 04/14/2015 6:40:15 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (WSC: The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end...)
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To: twister881

Does the van have a porta-potta?


9 posted on 04/14/2015 6:42:18 AM PDT by ken5050 (If Hillary is elected president, what role will Huma Abedin have in the White House? Scary, eh?)
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Yeah, she drops out of sight for months prior to the big "makeover" and announcement...and this is the best they could do? {shudder}

One good thing about her announcement is that it has helped me significantly "thin the herd" on a couple of social networking sites. Anyone I see supporting her, I un-friend/block. It has really helped me clean up the feeds. Sorry people, but if you are that stupid, gullible, and/or anti-American as to think she'd be good for America...then no, I do not want you as friends.

10 posted on 04/14/2015 6:53:22 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: ken5050

The “Scooby Van” is a black, armored GMC, likely paid for by you & I, in addition to it being chauffeur-driven by SS agents. And undoubtedly at least one tour bus trailing at a distance and packed with campaign aides, SS agents, medical staff, spare parts, mechanics, etc. And where has Her Royal Heinous been staying overnight? Are there Ritz Carlton or Four Seasons hotels enroute? Any doubt she’ll fly back to Slap-a-squaw on a private jet after this farce concludes?


11 posted on 04/14/2015 6:56:54 AM PDT by twister881
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To: RoosterRedux

She is highly electable and will be elected when she has Bush running, or rather walking, against here.


12 posted on 04/14/2015 7:00:40 AM PDT by arthurus (it's true!)
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To: twister881
Paid for by you and me.
13 posted on 04/14/2015 7:02:03 AM PDT by arthurus (it's true!)
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To: Travis McGee

The bottom section of that would be a fine bumper sticker. I would love one for my bumper.


14 posted on 04/14/2015 7:04:53 AM PDT by arthurus (it's true!)
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Her face would scare a bulldog off a meat wagon and her voice could curdle urine!

There is NOTHING about her that is appealing as a person or a politician.

Given all the ghastly and disgraceful baggage she drags around with her, I wouldn’t trust her any further than I could see her!


15 posted on 04/14/2015 7:09:59 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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Here's a comment on twitter by David Burge of IowaHawkblog...

David Burge

‏@iowahawkblog

BREAKING VIA SATELLITE: grassroots momentum reaches fever pitch


16 posted on 04/14/2015 7:34:20 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (WSC: The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end...)
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To: arthurus

First person singular subject pronoun versus first person singular object pronoun.

“You and me paid for the Scooby van.” Hmm...don’t know if that’s correct; “me,” an object pronoun used as a subject pronoun.

“You and I paid for the Scooby van.” That sounds right; “I” used as a subject pronoun.

Confusion might be in my use of the passive voice, instead of the active voice. I should do better.

Thoughts?


17 posted on 04/14/2015 10:33:54 AM PDT by twister881
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To: twister881

No thoughts. It’s automatic.


18 posted on 04/14/2015 10:59:41 AM PDT by arthurus (it's true!)
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