Does the van have a porta-potta?
The “Scooby Van” is a black, armored GMC, likely paid for by you & I, in addition to it being chauffeur-driven by SS agents. And undoubtedly at least one tour bus trailing at a distance and packed with campaign aides, SS agents, medical staff, spare parts, mechanics, etc. And where has Her Royal Heinous been staying overnight? Are there Ritz Carlton or Four Seasons hotels enroute? Any doubt she’ll fly back to Slap-a-squaw on a private jet after this farce concludes?