St. Arnold Spring Bock.
Posted on 03/17/2015 3:45:35 PM PDT by goodwithagun
St. Arnold Spring Bock.
Faith and begorrah, that's some tasty beer and it is NOT green!
I must me getting old ... I read your joke and looked down the page for your punch line! And I’m not even drinking. ;-)
Shamrock shakes?
A lady walks into a hardware store for door latches. As the clerk is ringing them up, she notices an expensive coffee pot on the shelf but when the clerk tells her the price, she decides against it. He continues with her order and asks “Do you want a screw for these latches?” “No” she replies “but I will for the coffee pot.”
LOL! That’s so true! I would be having a bit of the Jack (Daniels) that is, but I didn’t take enough cash with me today. I refuse to charge booze!
That looks awesome! Never heard of but I am going to google it! I love Moose Drool and that looks darker then Moose Drool!
I am drinking Orange Crush, I really really do not give two cares about this day
So, this baby seal walks into a club....
its very VERY close to the TOP o’ the heap...and the bottom of the barrel!
The concept stinks...the wording doesnt even work at that.
do ya suppose that OBIE wrote that for em??
you’ve probably heard this one before but: two Muslim mothers talking to each other about their kids “Oh kids, they blow up so fast.”
Rinse and repeat.
OMG!
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the special air services they must agree without hesitation to carry out any order whatever it may be, no questions just do it. All agreed no problem anything at all. Right say’s the sarge to the Englishman here’s a gun go into the room next door and shoot the first person you see. Off he goes 2 mins later he’s back “sarge i can’t do it, it’s my wife for chris’sakes” No good to us get out. Next in goes jock 2 mins later back out puts gun on table ” i cannae do it, it’s my wee hen i willnae shoot my wife” Sarge say’s no good to us get out. Sarge gives the gun to the Irishman and sends him into the room the next thing “Bang Bang” followed by shouting and screaming, then silence .Next thing out comes the Irishman hair all tossed, face bleeding waving the gun madly about. “Some ##### idiot loaded that ##### gun with blanks, I had to break her ##### neck”
I’ll be tapping a brand new bottle of Knob Creek here in a bit. Cheers!
One glass of chardonnay to go with the stew and soda bread, maybe another after all the kids are in bed.
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Seamus. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, “You were drunk again last night weren’t you?”
Paddy said, “Why do you say such a mean thing?”
“Well,” Kathleen said, “it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly... it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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