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St. Patrick's Day Vanity: What are you drinking tonight?
Posted on 03/17/2015 3:45:35 PM PDT by goodwithagun
Have you noticed we are bickering and arguing more lately? Is it six years of obama, or should we blame Bush? Pour yourself a drink, hard or soft, and tell us a good joke. Cheers, to the best people I know!
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Once the kids are in bed, hubby and I will be drinking a poor man's black velvet: Guinness and hard cider.
What do you call an muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
To: goodwithagun
So this guy runs into a bar, and yells OUCH!
To: goodwithagun
I an drinking water and staying away form Starbucks.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:47:43 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: goodwithagun
Make mine coffee. What do you call 20,000 terrorists drowning in the Mediterranean Sea? A very good start!
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:48:46 PM PDT
by
exnavy
(Islam is not a religion, it is an attack plan for war.)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:49:12 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: KoRn
Water here. And now, the joke:
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?” The customer says, “Female” The counter guy asks, “Black or white?” The customer says, “White” The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?” The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?” The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:50:58 PM PDT
by
fivecatsandadog
("Islam is Islam. There are no modifiers. It's a political movement masquerading as a religion.")
To: goodwithagun
I was just saying to my husband, FReeper Cibco, that we don't have fun threads anymore. It's been a long time since my adult beverage came out of my nose!
As per your question, I am drinking good old American made Budweiser!
Cheers! And may your beeber not be stunned! May you never feel the zot! And if it's off to the camps with all of us someday, well, at least we'll be together!
Raising a glass to my favorite Irishman, Ronald Wilson Reagan, may he rest in peace!
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:51:03 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
Did you hear the one about the Irishman visiting the Vatican?He was so drunk that he kissed his wife’s ring and beat the Pope with a coal shovel.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:51:56 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: fivecatsandadog
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:52:07 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
I hate to say it: Green Tea.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:52:39 PM PDT
by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:21 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:25 PM PDT
by
Maceman
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT
by
MNDude
To: goodwithagun
Schlitz Malt.
I really am Irish.
And the joke is on V15. Which makes me smile.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:54 PM PDT
by
bajabaja
(Too ugly to be scanned at the airports.)
To: goodwithagun
Cheers FRiend!
I will be abstaining. Although part Irish, it's Tuesday and I like to be sharp at work.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:56:08 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: MNDude
Nice! Throw a little Bailey’s in there!
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:56:32 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
Waiting for a spell before I crack open a green oil can of Foster's Bitter.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:56:55 PM PDT
by
freedomson
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To: defconw
Drinking whiskey - the water of life.
Heard Ronald Reagan (28 years ago) point out that we are commemorating the death of the blessed St. Patrick on this day, in the year of our lord 461 - leave it to the Irish to have a wake run on 1,500 years.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:57:22 PM PDT
by
BeauBo
To: goodwithagun
The wife picked me up some corned beef.
So its that, some taters and Four Roses bourbon.
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:57:38 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: defconw
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posted on
03/17/2015 3:58:10 PM PDT
by
fivecatsandadog
("Islam is Islam. There are no modifiers. It's a political movement masquerading as a religion.")
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