George Zimmer is Jewish and he's worn and sold lots of ties.
Posted on 02/16/2015 2:14:51 PM PST by Vanders9
A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!"
"Sorry, I have none, just ties – pure silk, and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you! But I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!"
That was funny, but Jewish men don’t wear or sell ties.
lol
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq , and have been given only the following facts about ISIS : 1. The season opened today, 2. There is no bag limit, 3. They taste just like chicken, 4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus, AND 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by next Friday .
Manny, my tailor, disagrees.
Jewish dilemma: Free bacon.
How can you tell when a Jewish American Princess(JAP) has an orgasm?
“That was funny, but Jewish men don’t wear or sell ties.”
In the town I grew up in the 50’s, both upscale clothing stores were owned by Jews. And I think we only had four or five Jewish families in town.
LoL,
:)
LOL.
Too funny!
George Zimmer is Jewish and he's worn and sold lots of ties.
I live in a heavily Orthodox Jewish neighborhood, and they are rarely seen without a tie
She drops her nail file.
Or bookmark.
And what do you get when you cross a computer and a JAP?
Excellent.
They don’t like man’s best friend, either.
ka-bump
I don’t know...
Two ways:
She either stops polishing her nails or she stops browsing through the her jewelry catalog.
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