Posted on 01/22/2015 10:41:09 AM PST by Lazamataz
You are a gentle soul. My feelings toward the leader of today’s leftists are far less benign than those you expressed toward his followers.
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I do blame SZonian. I’ve been on this thread since the get-go.
If SZonian doesn’t know enough to stalk Lazamataz for any and all threads and/or replies, then - ha ha - HE’s missing out.
They hate paragraph breaks!
yeah, what you said.
You see those on Priuses (Pious Cars) too.
They try to turn that around on conservatives too, as we are for capital punishment (for the deserving) but against abortion. The real difference, which they refuse to acknowledge, is that the liberal is always for protecting the evil and for killing the innocent.
I need an app for that...if there’s not one, then it looks like I’ll need to get my priorities in order and just sit on Laz’s In forum page and follow him from there...
Oh blessed dear leader of sychophantic LAZAMATAZ minions, will you accept my most humblest of apologies for disappointing you?
YES!
I was successful in mind bending Laz into following my deepest desire...
20 parts? I only need one word to say what they are. Wrong.
If I ever own a Subaru (really leaning toward one, but not anytime soon), my “Coexist” bumper sticker is gonna be the one with the different gun manufacturers logos spelling it out.
GMTA .. immediately
I believe this is an excellent start, and I am fully confident you will exhaustively analyze the queer-infested
pestilence that is liberalism.
(You think twenty segments is enough?)
Thanks. Most excellent, and unusually circumspect...
The other day I had the pleasure of advising a leftwing broad on a forum I visit to go outside, remove her Co-Exist bumpersticker, and shove it up her anal cavity.
I know it wasn’t ladylike of me, but the resultant shrieking and caterwauling more than made up for my shortcoming.
A Subaru? Why? You live in snow country? Their AWD is great, but it gets poor gas mileage.
Get a manual tranny or suffer with the Rubber Band Auto.
No, but I do drive through it when visiting family. Fuel mileage can't be any worse than my anemic CR-V. At best it gets 21 on highway.
The < P > tag is your friend.
Well that’s about 5 or 6 more than my Jeep Cherokee of similar size used to get. So it’s all relative.
Yep, Leftism is the scourge of the planet.
Without leftists in America there would be no welfare problem, Blacks would have jobs and fathers, Islam would still be in their caves, The Illegal invasion would not exist, the US economy would be roaring, Cancer would probably be cured and we’d have a base on Mars by now.
But thanks to LEFTISTS we have none of that.
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