What Are Liberals? (fun little vanity)

1/22/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

[max americana]

preach it. As the number 1 hater of libtards on FR who als prays for their disposal, keep up the anger. Their annihilation is my happiness.

[GodAndCountryFirst]

Yep. About 35%.

Other stats about liberals:

- 90% have used illegal drugs and 20% use them on a regular basis.
- “Only” 35% are homosexual. But 70% have had a “gay experience” at least once.
- 60% are or have been on some kind of government assistance.
- 15% have been to prison.
- 98% are atheist or agnostic.
- 85% admit to have shoplifted.
- 75% of married liberals have had extra-marital affair or have “open marriages.”

[Louis Foxwell]

We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.

[Lazamataz]

We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.

Should have had some coffee before writing this.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” We are all thankful you did not go the full monty on us. Do not know what we would have done.”

Laz had to leave room for future installments.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"What Are Liberals?"

GAY.

[__rvx86]

But only before asking them whether the bumper sticker actually belongs to them—sometimes, people get used cars with all the stickers from the previous owner intact.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

"Many will wait with baited breath for the next installment."

Please do not take offense. I'm simply trying to help educate you. Besides, the confusion between "baited" and "bated" is one of my pet peeves. ;-)

[dasboot]

Yep. Marionettes. Talk, walk and think like soul -less wooden
things. Who’s on the strings?

[WayneS]

They are the corn in the turd in the punch bowl of life.

[Ohioan]

Correction noted!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

"PHhDs!"

*sigh* I'm sorry.

[xp38]

The left are proud murderers.

[M Kehoe]

Who stole your paragraphs?

Almost all liberals/democRATs/Marxists/progressives are hypocrites. For example, they are against capital punishment, but are for abortion.

Let me know if you find your paragraphs.

5.56mm

[humblegunner]

- 85% admit to have shoplifted.

Full disclosure.. I pocketed a Chick-O-Stick from Shanus' Dime Store
in Bastrop, Texas somewhere around 1977. Maybe twice.

Crunchy.

[Lazamataz]

Full disclosure.. I pocketed a Chick-O-Stick from Shanus' Dime Store in Bastrop, Texas somewhere around 1977. Maybe twice.

Yeah, and they're still pretty cheesed-off about it.

They call me once or twice a month to see if you want to set things right.

[humblegunner]

They call me once or twice a month to see if you want to set things right.

You can tell 'em they can go stuff they Chick-O-Sticks.

[Lazamataz]

You can tell 'em they can go stuff they Chick-O-Sticks.

So, same answer as last month.

[Lee'sGhost]

I hope you quit being soft in writing the other entries.

[SZonian]

Sitting here sobbing since you failed to ping those of us minions who have been duly anointed as sychophants who breathlessly await any and all scholarly endeavors of yours...

How can we lavish you with praise and adulation if you don’t let us know when to do so?

Oh, and paragraphs are your friend...;^)