Stabbing suspect says he’s a pirate from 1776

Metro [UK] ^ | 4 Dec 2014 | Harry Readhead

[Slings and Arrows]

> “But why is all the rum gone?”

Dunno - were humble and Eaker around?

[Gefn]

Arnold Rimmer knows who the king of the potato people is.

[Slings and Arrows]

They arrested Arnie?!

[Gefn]

That was another episode.

[Gaffer]

Well, that’s a surefire nick, nack, paddy-wagon ride to the funny farm.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yep, the House of Gaga has a new resident tonight.

[rawcatslyentist]

Was he on a crusade for Moorish dignity?

[BigCinBigD]

Well I’m a Starfleet Admiral. And I’m not ammused.

[Wilhelm Tell]

“Would he be interested in a job with the Obama administration?”

Let’s send the “pirate” off as an ambassador to Somalia.

[Wilhelm Tell]

“Had no Beef with Wellington”

And then Caesar stole his salad.

[ZinGirl]

They need Gordon and the necklace to finally put this guy to bed

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Who am I to judge?

[donozark]

I was Amelia Earhart...

[muir_redwoods]

I was with him, we fought the Japanese

Eric the Red

[muir_redwoods]

Just knowing there was a 1776 puts him in that class.

[Mark17]

And I was there when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Blimey, I thought Pearl Harbor was retaliation for our attack on Cuba during the missile crisis. I think it was Sherman's March to Havana, or something like that, on December 6th, 1941, a date that will live in infamy. The next day, the Cubans launched their attack on Pear Harbor. Am I in the ball park?

[TheOldLady]

I had no idea that you were so stunningly handsome, Your Majesty.

[Alas Babylon!]

Bonjour!

[Mark17]

Almost!

Why thank you. You win a cookie.

:-)