Stabbing suspect says he’s a pirate from 1776

Metro [UK] ^ | 4 Dec 2014 | Harry Readhead

[Trillian]

Next thing you know, he’ll be headed off to france to collect his free pirate money.

[Mark17]

Somebody, somebody. Trying to recall his name ......

Let me take a stab at it. Harry Reid. Not a good choice?

:-)

[Slings and Arrows]

I feel an ARRRRRRR coming on.

[stormhill]

did you fight for or against the Duke of Wellington?

Had no Beef with Wellington

[Slings and Arrows]

Better them than us.

[Slings and Arrows]

*sigh*

[skinkinthegrass]

"I fought with Julius Caesar at
the battle of Waterloo." 'E not Julius Caesar; ask my friends, the Duke of Wellington and Blackbeard, about him.
Me, "the Duke" and Blackbeard fought, in Spain and at the Alamo together on the
Western Front during the Great War.

[Mark17]

The husband of Morgan Fairchild!

Mark Seiler? BTW, it is late Friday afternoon here, what are you doing up so late? FRreeping till all hours of the night?

[Mark17]

Had no Beef with Wellington

LOL. We sure have some fun sometimes, don't we?

[ComputerGuy]

There once was a pirate named Gates
who thought he could sword-fight on skates.
But he fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nut-less
and practically useless on dates.

[spokeshave]

Arrrrr, stabbed by rusty scissors

.....at least he wasn't running.

[Slings and Arrows]

So *that’s* how Microsoft got started!

[Veggie Todd]

I fought with Julius Caesar at the battle of Waterloo

And I was there when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If he is a pirate then perhaps he would explain to us all why they couldn’t pull off a simple prevent D last night and lost the game to UCF in the last second.

[PGalt]

ROFLMAO! (post #20) OUTSTANDING!

[RichInOC]

“But why is all the rum gone?”

[Gefn]

Cutest pirate ever. Surprised kitty didn’t mind the eyepatch.

[Slings and Arrows]

He’s missing the eye behind it. Google Sir Stuffington.