[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

KMXT FM ^ | 11/12/14 | Jay Barrett

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During the past week, Alaska State Troopers in Kodiak have received a series of burglary reports, criminal trespass, and theft that they believe are related. The troopers say citizens are returning home to find their residences have been entered and various items, but mostly womens' underwear, have been stolen and or rifled through.

While investigating these crimes, AST has learned that other citizens in town have encountered similar events in the recent months, but have not reported them to law enforcement.

One of those is Hannah Clark, a fisherman who lives in Bells Flats. She said she started noticing some of her things were moved around in her home over the summer when she'd come back in from fishing. She said it didn't really sink in until today (Wednesday) that those incidents and her missing underwear were related.

“I can't believe there is an actual underwear bandit,” she said.

What makes it worse, Clark said, is she just got a $150 order from Victoria Secrets and they're all gone. Clark said at least the underwear bandit has good taste.

Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes unsecured and to be vigilant of their surroundings, and to report any suspicious activity. The investigation by troopers is ongoing and they're asking anyone with further information regarding this or similar activity, contact them at 486-4121.

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Sarah Palin blamed in 3...2...

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Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

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[MeshugeMikey]

ahem....

apparently obie has spies up there...

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Buy that man a Panther Whizz Ale!

[humblegunner]

That’s racist!

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[Alaska] Troopers Release Brief on Underwear Bandit

“I can't believe there is an actual underwear bandit,” she said.

Just wait until it turns out to be a pair of bandits, namely a couple of boxers…

[Cicero]

Troopers release brief? It thought it was the underwear bandit who was taking them.

[Drango]

0bama!

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That’s racist!

I have planned my escape.

[dfwgator]

LMAO

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Been waiting SO long to use that...

[Army Air Corps]

I dig it. Have you thought of submitting that one to The Peoples Cube?

[OneWingedShark]

LOL — I think we both need help.

[smokingfrog]

Someone should tell Hannah she’ll never catch anything with those Victoria’s Secret fish nets. They’re way too flimsy.

[ErnBatavia]

Way back in the un-PC 60’s in USMC Boot Camp, we had courses on ‘wetproofing’ (surviving while in uniform, in the water)....the instructor bellowed out as we were jumping in to “Watch the soul brothers - they’re ‘sinkers’ and will drop like rocks!”

[Paladin2]

"Troopers are reminding the public not to leave their homes underware unsecured "

Get a safe.

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I don’t think she’s after salmon.

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It’s a pity that claymores are illegal for home use.

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Ummm...did they?