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self | 10/27/2014 | Self

Posted on 10/27/2014 6:33:12 PM PDT by safetysign

Thought you might want to consider getting on board early. A munitions engineer from Texas just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well.

He says prophets are going through the roof!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: islam; lamejoke; notnews; wot
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Blow all those bastards to Allah!
1 posted on 10/27/2014 6:33:12 PM PDT by safetysign
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To: safetysign

Now that’s funny right there.


2 posted on 10/27/2014 6:34:34 PM PDT by Clump ( the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
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To: safetysign

Thread disappears in 3..... 2..... 1.....


3 posted on 10/27/2014 6:34:55 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: safetysign

Beam me up, Mohammed..........


4 posted on 10/27/2014 6:35:07 PM PDT by Stayfree (IThe White House Commie is no longer a bad joke, he is now public enemy #1)
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To: safetysign

Are you here all week? :)


5 posted on 10/27/2014 6:36:30 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: safetysign

Sounds like the only problem might be that there is no repeat business!


6 posted on 10/27/2014 6:37:18 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: safetysign

(LOL) Don’t forget to tip your waitress.


7 posted on 10/27/2014 6:37:58 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: safetysign

(pre lol).......Yuk Yuk Yuk ......


8 posted on 10/27/2014 6:38:47 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: safetysign

Take Bitcoins?


9 posted on 10/27/2014 6:44:50 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepeesssssed)
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To: safetysign

Take my prayer mat, Please!


10 posted on 10/27/2014 6:46:38 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: safetysign

Mats lined with bacon?


11 posted on 10/27/2014 6:47:45 PM PDT by Mark (Obama Care is now DEMOCRAT CARE)
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To: safetysign

Try the veal!


12 posted on 10/27/2014 6:47:57 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: safetysign

LOL! Thanks for the much-needed chuckle.


13 posted on 10/27/2014 6:48:26 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: smoothsailing

They’re dying to get them


14 posted on 10/27/2014 6:54:51 PM PDT by Jarhead9297
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To: safetysign; shibumi
The Mods are sleeping! Let's have some fun!

15 posted on 10/27/2014 7:06:03 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: safetysign
OK, I'll say it...

THIS IS BREAKING?

16 posted on 10/27/2014 7:13:39 PM PDT by PROCON (Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
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To: PROCON
It is definitely BREAKING NEWS!


17 posted on 10/27/2014 7:19:27 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: 50mm; Salamander

(Beats a pancake bunny anyday.)


18 posted on 10/27/2014 7:23:48 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: safetysign

Works better than carpet bombing!


19 posted on 10/27/2014 7:26:51 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: shibumi; Salamander

Can't you see I'm busy?

20 posted on 10/27/2014 7:39:15 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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