Non hyphenated American Member of the only group that it's okay to bash and discriminate against with vigor: White, male, heterosexual and Christian Very politically incorrect Pro secure borders/Anti-Amnesty for illegals Pro life Pro right-to-carry Pro Defense Of Marriage Act (DOMA) Pro Fair Tax Pro military/WOT/Support the troops and the mission "That government is best which governs least." -- Thomas Paine , 1737-1809, American Writer and political pamphleteer "Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause." -- Homer, c. 850 -? BC, Greek Epic Poet "The making of an American begins at the point where he himself rejects all other ties, any other history, and himself adopts the vesture of his adopted land." -- James Baldwin, 1924-1987, American Author "The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. Therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions where ideas do not have to work in order to survive." --Thomas Sowell "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -- George Carlin Hat tip to Old Sarge for the inspiration for this list of Viking Kitty Acronyms: SNIFF--------------SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEPER FORUM (CREDIT TO OLD SARGE) NORAD -----------NOOB ORCHESTRATING REALLY ANTAGONISTIC DIALOG MORBID---------- MULTIPLE OCCURRENCES OF RACE BAITING IN DIALOG FUBAR------------FREEPER with UNUSUALLY BAD ATTITUDE, RANTING HURLER----------HIGHLY UNUSUAL ‘RAT LEAVING EGREGIOUS RANTS HARDHEAD-----HIT AND RUN DUMMY HAS ENTERED, ANTAGONIZED, DEPARTED DUMMY-----------DISGUSTING UTTERANCES MAY MEAN YAHOO GRRRR-----------GARRILOUS REREGISTERED RETREAD, RANTING AND RAVING FAWNING--------FIRST ARTICLE WRITTEN by NOOB IS NOT GENUINE FOUL ODORS--FREEPER OFTEN USING LOUSY, ODD, DEROGATORY OR RANCOROUS STATEMENTS PUTRID-----------POSTING UPON THREAD of ‘RATLIKE IDEAS DETECTED ICING--------------INCOHERENT CRAPPOLA from ILLITERATE NOOB, GRANDSTANDING PWI-----------------POSTING WHILE INTOXICATED (CREDIT TO WIDEAWAKE) The following table will be revised on a regular basis as I discover new liberal doublespeak, explanantions need revising or typos/formatting need fixed. I am a beginning HTMLer so please excuse the appearance - it will improve as I learn: Liberal Doublespeak Interpreted Liberal Doublespeak Word/Phrase Proper Word/Phrase Meaning                                              Comments Diversity Lower standards and a hodgepodge of perverse lifestyles Even though the SCOTUS has ruled quotas illegal, your employer will recruit and promote, not based on ability, experience or work ethic, but on skin color, gender or sexual perversion until they satisfy outside liberals that the workforce has the “right” percentages of specially protected groups. White males are considered unnecessary in  “diverse” environments. Diversity Training Brainwashing You will be forced to sit and listen to some perverted, whacko speaker from some extreme agenda group as he/she/it explains to you the wonders of all of the most repugnant and vile perversions that even Sodom and Gomorrah residents would have found appalling. It’s okay to be nasty to heterosexuals, white males, and Christians. Gay Homosexual Liberals prefer the word “gay” because it sounds positive and happy. The truth is there is nothing gay about the lifestyle that invites deadly diseases, mental illness and early death.   Homophobe Someone who speaks the truth about homosexual behavior By assigning a negative name to those who tell the truth, liberals believe they can squelch opposition to the homosexual agenda. For some reason the left has no label for homosexuals that push their agenda in militant and ostentatious ways so I’ll give them one – Homofascists. Affirmative Action Reverse Discrimination Discriminate against unprotected classes by hiring and promoting the unqualified or under-qualified to “atone” for real or imagined wrongs that may have been committed against the great-great-grandparents of today’s member of a protected class. White males are not eligible for “affirmative action.” Religious Right People with moral values To liberals, anybody who doesn’t celebrate abortion, sodomy, homosexual marriage and embryonic stem cell research is on the “Religious Right.” Liberals do not consider worshipping the environment or the state too religious. Stem Cell Research Embryonic Stem Cell Research Liberals intentionally omit the embryonic word to fool the ill-informed and demonize those who oppose destroying potential life for pie-in-the sky, unproven research that is better accomplished with adult stem cells.   Multiculturalism Balkanizationism No need to assimilate into American society because we hate America anyway. No need to learn English, just press “2.” Wave the flag of the country you love so much that you deserted it rather than the flag of the country you entered illegally and now hate.   Tolerance Acceptance of amorality, whacky and/or dangerous religions and weird behavior. You must not only accept everything that everybody does, however morally or ethically repugnant, but you must be indoctrinated about those practices and you must celebrate them. Tolerance does not need to be shown to white males and Christians. Women’s Health Clinic Abortion Mill Deep down liberals know that abortion is murder, so they don’t use the abortion word. Unborn babies don’t get very good health care at women’s health clinics. Pro-choice Pro-Abortion See above The unborn baby is never given a choice. Liberals don’t bat an eye when told that one or two million unborn American babies a year are murdered, yet become very agitated when talking about a few thousand brave, volunteer soldiers sacrificing their lives fighting terrorists. Late term obstetric procedure Partial Birth Abortion This makes the liberals so queasy that they leave out both birth and abortion. If you start describing the procedure they’ll cover their ears and start whistling, singing or screaming, possibly even hitting you. Liberals will use the “abortion” word when coat hangers are used again for the procedure. Safe sex Russian Roulette for Health; Lunacy Liberals know that condoms have a high rate of failure for AIDS, STD’s and pregnancy, but their agenda to sexualize, and teach immorality to impressionable youth overrides sanity. The truth would also interfere with the glamorization of homosexual behavior and interfere with homosexual recruitment. Putting condoms on cucumbers and encouraging homosexual experimentation during sexual indoctrination classes in the schools does not help impressionable youth stay safe. Hate Speech Speaking the Truth Anybody who tells the truth about homosexual behavior is engaging in “hate speech.” It’s okay to make disparaging remarks about Christians and their beliefs.

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