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Police: Drunken Santa zombie enters St. Paul home
Yahoo! ^
| 10.14.2014
| AP via Yahoo!
Posted on 10/14/2014 8:02:49 AM PDT by dware
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Police have cited a 21-year-old man they say entered a St. Paul home drunk and dressed as a Santa Claus zombie, terrifying a 16-year-old girl who locked herself in a bathroom.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:02:49 AM PDT
by
dware
To: dware
Well that’s enough to make someone want to lock themselves in a bathroom. A drunk Santa zombie??? That’s a new one on me.
To: dware
Damn, I hate when that happens.
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:11:40 AM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: dware
this may or may not be a fact...but rumor has it that the drunk had recently come into the possession of a case of Obies Favorite Libation......
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:16:46 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
To: dware
Apparently, Saturday night was the annual “Zombie Crawl” event.
5
posted on
10/14/2014 8:18:17 AM PDT
by
MNGal
To: Dilbert San Diego; dfwgator
A drunk Santa zombie??? That’s a new one on me.Some of us have seen worse.
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:19:18 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: dware
Billy Bob gave it a shot . . .
<click>
7
posted on
10/14/2014 8:22:57 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: dware; Slings and Arrows
You had me at “Santa Zombie”.
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:24:07 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
To: dware
It really depends. If you've been good, a drunken Santa zombie is likely to fill your stocking with brains.
It's something.
To: Squawk 8888
You had me at “Santa Zombie”.Right? So much awesome in one article. My only question was, where's the bacon fit in?
10
posted on
10/14/2014 8:35:36 AM PDT
by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
To: dware
You’d better watch out,
You’d better not cry,
You’d better not pout,
I’m telling you why,
Santa Zombie’s coming to town.
11
posted on
10/14/2014 8:36:26 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: dware
Drunken Santa zombie He's got Oktoberfest, Xmas, Halloween & Thanksgiving all covered ...
(including the turkey ;)
12
posted on
10/14/2014 8:43:01 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Happy Holidays!)
To: dware; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ..
I just KNEW Santa was a zombie!
13
posted on
10/14/2014 8:44:48 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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posted on
10/14/2014 8:48:52 AM PDT
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: dware
Stupid girl, there’s no such things as zombies.... unless she thought they were democraps.
15
posted on
10/14/2014 8:49:57 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: longfellow
unless she thought they were democraps That would have been a drunken zombie unicorn!
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posted on
10/14/2014 9:05:27 AM PDT
by
dware
(3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
To: longfellow
I realize you’re joking, but if a drunken 21 year old man walks into a home where a 16 year old girl is present, I would think that the girl would be quite correct in her assessment that she should be frightened and should take steps, such as locking herself in the bathroom, to protect herself.
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posted on
10/14/2014 9:29:55 AM PDT
by
stremba
To: stremba
I agree. He is lucky she did not ventilate him. Nineteen years ago my soon to be thirty five year old daughter would have put fifteen 9 mm in his sternum.
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posted on
10/14/2014 9:46:40 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
To: stremba
She should have beaten him to death like an episode of the walking dead.
What is going on in this world, did you hear about the clown in bakersfield? and I mean an actual clown.
19
posted on
10/14/2014 10:10:12 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: dware
Another vote for Al Franken.
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posted on
10/14/2014 10:24:56 AM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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