Stupid girl, there’s no such things as zombies.... unless she thought they were democraps.
That would have been a drunken zombie unicorn!
I realize you’re joking, but if a drunken 21 year old man walks into a home where a 16 year old girl is present, I would think that the girl would be quite correct in her assessment that she should be frightened and should take steps, such as locking herself in the bathroom, to protect herself.