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Who needs a man once an Alaska girl has mastered the chain saw?
Alaska Dispatch News ^ | August 16, 2014 | Laureli Kinneen

Posted on 08/17/2014 4:02:20 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman

NOME -- I used to joke and tell my friends that other than for obvious reasons, I only need a man to operate my chain saw. Because really, I’m an Alaska girl, and can bleed the line when I run out of fuel at the house. I thaw my pipes when they freeze. I can change a flat tire, butcher a caribou and catch, filet, smoke and can a silver salmon. Oh, and shoot a few ptarmigan with a .22 for dinner. You know. Normal stuff.

But here’s the thing. I’ve relied on a man for seven years to supply the wood for the stove. And it’s embarrassing.

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TOPICS: Education; Local News; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: feminism; humor; independence; selfreliance
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Having a woman like that would be like using firewood, it warms you twice.
1 posted on 08/17/2014 4:02:20 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

TAIUWP


2 posted on 08/17/2014 4:10:00 PM PDT by BipolarBob (You can't fix stupid but you can vote them out.)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

yes because all we men are good for is taking out the garbage and cutting firewood.

and American women wonder why they are alone.


3 posted on 08/17/2014 4:11:15 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

She could let him butcher the caribou for her, at least until she has sons old enough to do it.


4 posted on 08/17/2014 4:11:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: BipolarBob
Married but way cute:


5 posted on 08/17/2014 4:12:00 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

She has a sweet smile and happy eyes.


6 posted on 08/17/2014 4:12:36 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

And no brain.


7 posted on 08/17/2014 4:15:41 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: driftdiver

No kidding.

FU and piss off Laureli. You think men are tools for your Queen Bee self to use and throw away. Crown yourself the Asshat Queen instead. There’s nothing wrong with needing someone.


8 posted on 08/17/2014 4:15:58 PM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
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To: BipolarBob

Mrs p6 though she could split firewood. Go ahead says I. She took the maul and promptly bounced it back within an inch of her head. Of course I was watching so she was safe... she never tried again.


9 posted on 08/17/2014 4:16:18 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Stop the Stupid)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

That would be a good wife to have ..... During football season.


10 posted on 08/17/2014 4:17:08 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: prisoner6

Interestingly enough Daughter can split firewood and do more than her Eagle Scout brothers. She paid attention.


11 posted on 08/17/2014 4:20:10 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Stop the Stupid)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

She didn’t know how to use a chainsaw? Yes, that’s embarrassing. Hubby was off on a job for several months and for some reason, probably global warming, we had big limbs falling every few days. Some had broken down the fence so that had to be taken care of immediately and there was no one but me to do it. I’d drop the kids off at half day church pre-school and immediately grab the ax and chainsaw to cut them into small enough pieces to carry up the hill. Yes, cough, tightening the chain does keep it from flying off.


12 posted on 08/17/2014 4:21:32 PM PDT by bgill
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Why, because she wrote a chirpy article about learning a new skill?


13 posted on 08/17/2014 4:23:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: BipolarBob

Translation please.


14 posted on 08/17/2014 4:23:42 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: prisoner6

Wanted:
Good woman who can cook and clean fish and has a boat and motor.

PS: Please send pic of boat and motor.


15 posted on 08/17/2014 4:25:43 PM PDT by eastforker (Cruz for steam in 2016)
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To: Foundahardheadedwoman

This article is useless without picture(s). I was wanting to view superwoman.


16 posted on 08/17/2014 4:26:11 PM PDT by BipolarBob (You can't fix stupid but you can vote them out.)
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To: Paladin2

Looks disturbingly like my sister.


17 posted on 08/17/2014 4:26:55 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Asperges me, Domine, hyssopo et mundabor, Lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor.)
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Married but way cute:

How did you deduce she was married from the article?

18 posted on 08/17/2014 4:27:51 PM PDT by BipolarBob (You can't fix stupid but you can vote them out.)
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To: eastforker

LOL! Could be a Ky ad.


19 posted on 08/17/2014 4:28:04 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
Looks disturbingly like my sister.

How is your sister when it comes to gutting a caribou?

20 posted on 08/17/2014 4:29:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob (You can't fix stupid but you can vote them out.)
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