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'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'
Daily Mail ^
| 10 January 2014
| Claire Ellicott
Posted on 01/10/2014 5:32:28 PM PST by matt1234
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To: matt1234
Make this cheap b*****d pay up!!!!!!
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posted on
01/10/2014 8:14:27 PM PST
by
dennisw
(The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
To: matt1234
The Vikings took most of the good looking Brit women, left all the guys with bad teeth, pasty complexion and pudgy genes. Missed the Welch and Irish beauties though.
To: matt1234
Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told. Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager...The story starts out good. Real good!
...and two men drove up in two BMWs.
But goes downhill from there.
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posted on
01/10/2014 9:09:51 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: matt1234
It’s the stripper’s job to get money out of her marks.
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posted on
01/10/2014 9:51:36 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows; matt1234
This crime obviously needs quite a bit more study.
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posted on
01/10/2014 10:39:28 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
Don’t study it too long - you’ll go blind.
46
posted on
01/10/2014 11:01:06 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble getting reading your post and the stoatputer won't make the text any larger. It's obviously some sort of technical problem. I'll keep working on that in what little remaining time I have after pledging to study the "lap dancers in Daisy Dukes, miniskirts and stilettos" crime spree.
An early hypothesis emerges, which is that it's never a good idea to underestimate the power of a miniskirt.
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posted on
01/10/2014 11:26:02 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
One of the longest gifs I have ever seen.
48
posted on
01/10/2014 11:30:40 PM PST
by
LowOiL
("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
To: LowOiL
Advanced Miniskirt Technology makes it all possible ;-)
49
posted on
01/10/2014 11:32:39 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Slings and Arrows; matt1234; Chode; Revolting cat!
Continuing research reveals the monumental power of the miniskirt:
From 2005:
Iranian Leader Khamenei: Iran's Enemies Want to Destroy it with Miniskirts
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/468.htm
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posted on
01/11/2014 12:16:14 AM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
Note to self: Be nice to pillbugs.
51
posted on
01/11/2014 12:45:44 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Stoat
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posted on
01/11/2014 12:46:13 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!
That happened to me three times last year. It would’ve happened more often but I had a hard time locating them.
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posted on
01/11/2014 5:14:11 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: matt1234
police and officials shut the club after receiving complaints....From WHO!!?
54
posted on
01/11/2014 5:35:32 AM PST
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Stoat
55
posted on
01/11/2014 6:34:48 AM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Chode
An entirely appropriate reminder that the miniskirt was easily one of the finest inventions of the entire 20th century ;-)
56
posted on
01/11/2014 1:24:31 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: matt1234
'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'He says that as if that were a bad thing.
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posted on
01/11/2014 1:26:36 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: matt1234
“So what your saying is there are only women here.. a unlimited supply of Bud Light.... and we can never leave?”
“That is correct.”
“We can live with that.”
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posted on
01/11/2014 1:29:48 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Stoat
yup, i actually remember girls getting sent home from school for wearing them when they first came out...
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posted on
01/11/2014 1:56:56 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Slings and Arrows
>>> “Looks like Woody found out the punchline to the joke about how you make a hormone.”
By uh... stiffing her on her fee?
(Yup, catching up on pings.)
A guy named Woodman running a “pop-up nightclub.” The Onion in the guise of legit news? LOL
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posted on
01/17/2014 2:45:49 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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