'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'

Daily Mail ^ | 10 January 2014 | Claire Ellicott

[matt1234]

Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told.

Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager and two men drove up in two BMWs.

Mr Woodman said they ‘surrounded him’ before bundling him into one of the cars and driving off.

The women claimed he owed them more than £20,000 for working at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival in March 2012.

It is alleged that Mr Woodman was kidnapped, robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal.

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Mr Woodman told the court in the months afterwards he had received calls demanding the money from Charlotte Devaney, 34.

On the day of the alleged incident, he said he recognised Devaney and lapdancers Mandy Cool, 29, Stephanie Pye, 31, and Rachel Goodchild, 24, when they arrived at his workplace in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, at around 4pm.

[matt1234]

Full title: "'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts': Club boss tells of his terror during alleged abduction by women as he gives evidence behind a screen"

Pictures of alleged perps at source. They appear decidely not guilty to me.

[big'ol_freeper]

[mkmensinger]

This isn’t a crime. It’s my dream.

[Boogieman]

Sounds like the setup for a remake of “9 to 5”.

[matt1234]

ping

[GeronL]

cultural rot getting ugly

[cripplecreek]

Dear Penthouse forum.

[driftdiver]

well?

[TruthWillWin]

I just hate it when that happens.

[matt1234]

This isn’t a crime. It’s my dream.

I'm sure you are not alone.

[dayglored]

> Pictures of alleged perps at source. They appear decidely not guilty to me.

Yeah, from what little you can see. They have WAY too many clothes on to be able to tell for sure.

[nascarnation]

This isn’t a crime. It’s my dream.

My post of the year winner (so far)!!

[nascarnation]

At the very least, they will be pre-approved for a Clinton post-POTUS pardon.

[central_va]

I’d pay the ransom in one dollar bills...

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Two of those women are CLEARLY innocent.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

lol

[Hatteras]

You were in great peril.
I don't think I was.
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
No, it's too perilous.
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
No. It's unhealthy.
I bet you're gay.
Am not.

[N. Theknow]

Lapdancers at a pop-up nightclub kidnapped the prick that shafted them.

[dynachrome]

‘kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’

No wonder they were late showing up at the Dynachrome mansion that nite.

[Cicero]

Well, no wonder he didn’t pay them. They took off their tassels.