Engage! Warp Drive Could Become Reality with Quantum-Thruster Physics

Space.com ^ | 8/21/13 | Miriam Kramer

[struggle]

Get me the hell off this planet.

[OneWingedShark]

Magic: it’s also what makes Obamacare successful, ensures the NSA doesn’t abuse its spying-powers, keeps the IRS from applying different processes discriminating against ideologies they differ with, and keeps our fiat-currency from collapsing.

Have I left anything out?

[skinkinthegrass]

no problem, use the Bussard collectors...

[Aetius]

That’s what I was thinking too. How will this make Muslims feel good about themselves, which as we know, is one of the primary functions of Obama’s NASA.

[The Cajun]

Ya forgot covering up Benghazi! Ya forgot covering up forgot Benghazi!!

Sorry, couldn't help it :)

[ModelBreaker]

“How will this make Muslims feel good about themselves, which as we know, is one of the primary functions of Obama’s NASA.”

Actually, NASA will soon announce that they stole the idea of warping space with exotic matter from Muslims, who had it all figured out during the golden age. In fact, a twelve year old Muslim boy had a working prototype that he developed for his sick mother. The boy was, however, slaughtered by the Crusaders and the secret lost until recent NASA excavations in the middle east.

[BigCinBigD]

Dr. Zefram Cochrane contributed to this staor.

[Lurk-know-more]

Easy.... Just install a ‘deflector shield’ on the front of the spacecraft. Accepting Royalties now...

[EQAndyBuzz]

“What happens when a bug (any space crap) hits the windshield at warp 8?”

I am guessing Scottie didn’t have the shields up?

[Orbiter]

Oh that’s good, but where’s her spaceship “do”?

[Larry Lucido]

Better get them to pay in advance, too. No checks.

[Bikkuri]

You almost got it right.. The Manhattan Project was the designing of our first nukes..
You meant the Philadelphia Experiment..

[sten]

oh, damn.. you’re right. my mistake

i keep mixing up my ultra top secret project names

;)

[Bikkuri]

No worries, happens to me every time I wake-up ;^)

[jmcenanly]

Maybe in about 50 years. April 5, 2063 sounds about right.

[InterceptPoint]

Easy.... Just install a ‘deflector shield’ on the front of the spacecraft. Accepting Royalties now...

How did I miss that? It should have been obvious. I could have been rich too. Yet another missed opportunity.

[Lurk-know-more]

Easy.... Just install a ‘deflector shield’ on the front of the spacecraft. Accepting Royalties now...

[Lurk-know-more]

That’s OK. They have a USG program for that problem. Never too rich. Keep up the good work.

[Flag_This]

So we’ll be able to reach out to muslims even faster now?

[Fresh Wind]

I thought the Philadelphia Experiment was that old movie starring Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn.