“How will this make Muslims feel good about themselves, which as we know, is one of the primary functions of Obamas NASA.”
Actually, NASA will soon announce that they stole the idea of warping space with exotic matter from Muslims, who had it all figured out during the golden age. In fact, a twelve year old Muslim boy had a working prototype that he developed for his sick mother. The boy was, however, slaughtered by the Crusaders and the secret lost until recent NASA excavations in the middle east.
That sounds about right.