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Missouri Rancher Discovers Three Mutilated Cows; UFO Group Investigating Alien Theory
riverfronttimes ^
| Wed., Jul. 31 2013
| Jessica Lussenhop
Posted on 07/31/2013 11:21:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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Mitchell says she's found two of her other bovines in similar states. One had her entire udder, anus and tongue removed. In 2011, she says, she found a heifer calf with her tongue, genitalia and jaw muscle removed.
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:24:04 AM PDT
by
albie
(re)
To: JoeProBono
Yup, those crafty aliens have developed space warps, interstellar travel, etc....all to facilitate them coming to earth to cut up cows.
H*ll, I’ll give ‘em cows and throw in quite a few liberal congresscritters and journalists - and even throw in a president for good measure - for them to do with as they please if only they’ll give me that technology.
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:27:56 AM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: JoeProBono
What next? Lesbians found to have “homophobic slurs” carved into their skin or painted on their wall? The cows were mutilated by some whackjob who’s off his meds...just as the slurs were the work of the lesbian herself.
To: Da Coyote
my guess is satanic ritual
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:31:05 AM PDT
by
longfellowsmuse
(last of the living nomads)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:31:20 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: albie
Were the cows wearing hoodies????
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:31:28 AM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: JoeProBono
This guy's sister?
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:31:35 AM PDT
by
ZX12R
(Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
To: Da Coyote
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:32:20 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: Da Coyote
Yep. I never got that part about the alleged UFO mutilations. I’m guessing it’s more like a Freddie Kruger version of wheat circles, a fully human but very dark “prank,” or possibly something related to occult rituals.
To: JoeProBono
just the administration practicing to implement Obamacare?
To: JoeProBono
You don’t suppose Congress needed more anuses and udder fools do you?
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:40:58 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: JoeProBono
Lost Civilizations.
Extra-terrestrials.
Myths and Monsters.
Missing Persons.
Magic and Witchcraft.
Unexplained Phenomena.
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:43:30 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(Justice Served.)
To: YourAdHere
Extra Terrestrials?
No thanks. We got enough already.
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:47:17 AM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of Muslim Brotherhood))
To: JoeProBono
Gosh, Joe. Are body parts being harvested to sell elsewhere or used on themselves? I don’t know it to be true but I understand Grays don’t have relations. They think each other pregnant.
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:48:02 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: JoeProBono
Somehow I doubt aliens have any real need for cow teats.
To: JoeProBono
To: null and void
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:49:02 AM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
(Army dad. And damned proud.)
To: Da Coyote
I'd walk a mile for a camel.
But I'd fly a trillion parsecs at sub-warp speed for a Kansas cow!
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posted on
07/31/2013 11:50:51 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
To: JoeProBono
This happened in the ‘70’s and caused quite a stir for a while. Theories included aliens, devil worshipers, and as usual, the CIA.
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