[Gay State Conservative]

What next? Lesbians found to have “homophobic slurs” carved into their skin or painted on their wall? The cows were mutilated by some whackjob who’s off his meds...just as the slurs were the work of the lesbian herself.

[Windflier]

The cows were mutilated by some whackjob who’s off his meds.

That wacko must really get around. These surgically precise cattle mutilations have been reported across the country for decades.

Not a single wacko has ever been caught in the act, either.