Mitchell says she's found two of her other bovines in similar states. One had her entire udder, anus and tongue removed. In 2011, she says, she found a heifer calf with her tongue, genitalia and jaw muscle removed.
Posted on 07/31/2013 11:21:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Lyn Mitchell, a Missouri rancher living about 80 miles from Kansas City, has reported three cow deaths on her property. That wouldn't be unusual were it not for the state the carcasses were found in.
The most recent cow was discovered in the field, her tongue removed, her teats cut off, her heart removed and dangling outside of her body. When the rancher moved her, there was a strange, char-like pattern in the dead grass.
What does all this mean? One theory: alien experimentation.
Mitchell told news station KSHB that she's open to the possibility that these bizarre surgeries were performed by aliens who touched down on her property. Daily RFT would like to posit a slightly more plausible but equally worrisome solution: A total freaking psycho is loose in Henry County and he/she is now the proud owner of cow cadaver anus, udder, tongue and teats and doing who knows what with them.
To that end, we put in a call to the Henry County sheriff's department to find out what they have in terms of human leads -- we'll update if we hear back.
Mitchell says she's found two of her other bovines in similar states. One had her entire udder, anus and tongue removed. In 2011, she says, she found a heifer calf with her tongue, genitalia and jaw muscle removed.
Zimmerman?
Yup, those crafty aliens have developed space warps, interstellar travel, etc....all to facilitate them coming to earth to cut up cows.
H*ll, I’ll give ‘em cows and throw in quite a few liberal congresscritters and journalists - and even throw in a president for good measure - for them to do with as they please if only they’ll give me that technology.
my guess is satanic ritual
Were the cows wearing hoodies????
Yep. I never got that part about the alleged UFO mutilations. I’m guessing it’s more like a Freddie Kruger version of wheat circles, a fully human but very dark “prank,” or possibly something related to occult rituals.
just the administration practicing to implement Obamacare?
You don’t suppose Congress needed more anuses and udder fools do you?
Extra Terrestrials?
No thanks. We got enough already.
Gosh, Joe. Are body parts being harvested to sell elsewhere or used on themselves? I don’t know it to be true but I understand Grays don’t have relations. They think each other pregnant.
Somehow I doubt aliens have any real need for cow teats.
LOL!!
One ping only.
But I'd fly a trillion parsecs at sub-warp speed for a Kansas cow!
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