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Fun with Slate.com's Carlos Danger Name Generator
Slate.com ^
| July 28, 2013
| me
Posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:21 AM PDT by paterfamilias
The Carlos Danger Name Generator
Use our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.
By Chris Kirk|Posted Tuesday, July 23, 2013, at 5:49 PM
(Excerpt) Read more at slate.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; carlos; carlosdanger; danger; newyork; newyorkcity; weiner
The idle mind being the devil's workshop, I have occupied myself as I wind down my vacation with the Carlos Danger Name Generator:
Eliot Spitzer: Mario Smash
Michael Bloomberg: Guillermo Hazard
Bill Clinton: Carlos Smash
Eric Holder: Víctor Stealth
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy
Chris Christie: José Smash
Al Sharpton: Alberto Threat
Jesse Jackson: Gilberto Catastrophe
Chris Matthews: Manolo Hazard
Michael Moore: Efraín Menace
Sean Penn: Sandro Hazard
Sandra Fluke: Efraín Furtive
Barney Frank: Federico Jeopardy
Ben Bernanke: Pascual Menace
Harry Reid: Esteban Clandestine
Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert
Bill Maher: Pepe Clandestine
Joe Biden: Mario Kill
Hillary Clinton: Raphael Scourge
John McCain: Alberto Kill
To: paterfamilias
I forgot one:
Sydney Leathers (Weiner’s sexting partner): Víctor Adventure
To: paterfamilias
I did notice a couple of errors in your list.
Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert should be Guillerma Covert
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy technically should be Leandra Jeopardy. I think Leandro is probably correct
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posted on
07/28/2013 10:50:19 AM PDT
by
Tupelo
(The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
To: Tupelo; paterfamilias
Although, “Hillary Clinton = Raphael Scourge” is QUITE apropos...
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posted on
07/28/2013 10:56:53 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: paterfamilias
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/28/2013 11:26:36 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: paterfamilias
Carlos Danger Scandal? Roger
Clod Arranges, Cradles Organ
Ardor Glances
Coarser Gland
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posted on
07/28/2013 11:39:04 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Anagrammars can turn genitals into taglines.)
To: paterfamilias
Wow. Good thing Slate is a bunch of liberals or they might get accused of racism for this.
Hey look! I got Ron Mexico!
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posted on
07/28/2013 12:21:41 PM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Howdy to all you government agents spying on me.)
To: longfellow
To: paterfamilias
Curious way his hand is held.....
Regards
Gilberto Kill
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posted on
07/28/2013 12:35:52 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(The American dream is but a catnap today.)
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/28/2013 1:13:41 PM PDT
by
deadrock
(I am someone else.)
To: deadrock; MinuteGal
My name is Mario Adventure. I could use a little adventure. Name got the sex wrong though. I ain’t no male.
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posted on
07/28/2013 1:31:53 PM PDT
by
flaglady47
(When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
To: paterfamilias
Mariano Badass
Should I change my name?
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posted on
07/28/2013 1:45:15 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: paterfamilias
Hillary Clinton: Ben Busy (avoiding Benghazi)
Hillary Clinton: Vince Froster
Hillary Clinton: Hillary Hubbell
Hillary Clinton: Bull Investor
Hillary Clinton: Rose Unlawful
Hillary Clinton: Blanche d'Eau
To: paterfamilias
Barach Obama=Maximiliano Menace
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:30:41 PM PDT
by
Spunky
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:34:22 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: paterfamilias
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:34:57 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: BunnySlippers
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:38:52 PM PDT
by
meyer
(What would John Hancock do?)
To: meyer
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:48:15 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: TaxPayer2000
I like this thing Bernardo!
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posted on
07/28/2013 5:24:16 PM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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