Skip to comments.Fun with Slate.com's Carlos Danger Name Generator
Posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:21 AM PDT by paterfamilias
The Carlos Danger Name Generator
Use our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiners alleged sexting pseudonym.
By Chris Kirk|Posted Tuesday, July 23, 2013, at 5:49 PM
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Eliot Spitzer: Mario Smash
Michael Bloomberg: Guillermo Hazard
Bill Clinton: Carlos Smash
Eric Holder: Víctor Stealth
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy
Chris Christie: José Smash
Al Sharpton: Alberto Threat
Jesse Jackson: Gilberto Catastrophe
Chris Matthews: Manolo Hazard
Michael Moore: Efraín Menace
Sean Penn: Sandro Hazard
Sandra Fluke: Efraín Furtive
Barney Frank: Federico Jeopardy
Ben Bernanke: Pascual Menace
Harry Reid: Esteban Clandestine
Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert
Bill Maher: Pepe Clandestine
Joe Biden: Mario Kill
Hillary Clinton: Raphael Scourge
John McCain: Alberto Kill
I forgot one:
Sydney Leathers (Weiner’s sexting partner): Víctor Adventure
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy technically should be Leandra Jeopardy. I think Leandro is probably correct
Although, “Hillary Clinton = Raphael Scourge” is QUITE apropos...
AW aka Dick Flasher
I was Luis Death.
Clod Arranges, Cradles Organ
Wow. Good thing Slate is a bunch of liberals or they might get accused of racism for this.
Hey look! I got Ron Mexico!
I was Bernardo Dynamite.
My name is Mario Adventure. I could use a little adventure. Name got the sex wrong though. I ain’t no male.
Should I change my name?
Hillary Clinton: Vince Froster
Hillary Clinton: Hillary Hubbell
Hillary Clinton: Bull Investor
Hillary Clinton: Rose Unlawful
Hillary Clinton: Blanche d'Eau
Barach Obama=Maximiliano Menace
I like this thing Bernardo!
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