Eliot Spitzer: Mario Smash
Michael Bloomberg: Guillermo Hazard
Bill Clinton: Carlos Smash
Eric Holder: Víctor Stealth
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy
Chris Christie: José Smash
Al Sharpton: Alberto Threat
Jesse Jackson: Gilberto Catastrophe
Chris Matthews: Manolo Hazard
Michael Moore: Efraín Menace
Sean Penn: Sandro Hazard
Sandra Fluke: Efraín Furtive
Barney Frank: Federico Jeopardy
Ben Bernanke: Pascual Menace
Harry Reid: Esteban Clandestine
Nancy Pelosi: Guillermo Covert
Bill Maher: Pepe Clandestine
Joe Biden: Mario Kill
Hillary Clinton: Raphael Scourge
John McCain: Alberto Kill
I forgot one:
Sydney Leathers (Weiner’s sexting partner): Víctor Adventure
Janet Napolitano: Leandro Jeopardy technically should be Leandra Jeopardy. I think Leandro is probably correct
AW aka Dick Flasher
Scandal? Roger
Clod Arranges, Cradles Organ
Ardor Glances
Coarser Gland
Wow. Good thing Slate is a bunch of liberals or they might get accused of racism for this.
Hey look! I got Ron Mexico!
Regards
Gilberto Kill
Caros Dangler
Mariano Badass
Should I change my name?
Hillary Clinton: Vince Froster
Hillary Clinton: Hillary Hubbell
Hillary Clinton: Bull Investor
Hillary Clinton: Rose Unlawful
Hillary Clinton: Blanche d'Eau
Barach Obama=Maximiliano Menace
Feliciano Calamity
Feliciano Calamity