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1 posted on 07/05/2013 10:30:29 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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The Weddings Web Site
2 posted on 07/05/2013 10:31:02 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Bttt


3 posted on 07/05/2013 10:31:13 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: nickcarraway

What on Earth do you get them for a gift????? That is the question.


4 posted on 07/05/2013 10:31:56 AM PDT by napscoordinator (Santorum-Bachmann 2016 for the future of the Country!)
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To: nickcarraway

Its a wacky wacky world.


5 posted on 07/05/2013 10:32:25 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
For a reasonable payment to yours truly, you can now marry Brooklyn Bridge. Honorable Justice John Roberts approves.


7 posted on 07/05/2013 10:32:53 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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When she divorces it she will demand alimony from the government.


8 posted on 07/05/2013 10:34:04 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
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What a gorgeous bridge. I’m jealous.

I wonder if I could convince bridge to dump him and be with me?


12 posted on 07/05/2013 10:36:25 AM PDT by DManA
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Bridges don’t make very good husbands. Everything they do makes people cross.


14 posted on 07/05/2013 10:41:40 AM PDT by Our man in washington
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I think she is going to walk all over him.


15 posted on 07/05/2013 10:42:00 AM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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Loonie PING! Check out the site and photos in #2.


21 posted on 07/05/2013 10:46:26 AM PDT by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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It’s time to bring Object Marriage to the U.S. A human should be able to marry an object and enjoy the same rights as other types of married people. It’s time for Obama and the Supremes to get involved. /sarc.


25 posted on 07/05/2013 10:59:40 AM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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Did the bridge actually affirm the vows? If not, I don’t see how it’s a valid wedding.


26 posted on 07/05/2013 11:00:08 AM PDT by Jeff Winston
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Gives a new meaning to “Get off my husband you tramp!”


27 posted on 07/05/2013 11:15:27 AM PDT by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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will she have to pay for it’s maintenance now that it is hers?


28 posted on 07/05/2013 11:26:36 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: nickcarraway

So I guess any time any car, except her own drives over that bridge it would be considered “Adultery”?


29 posted on 07/05/2013 11:28:20 AM PDT by JSDude1 (Is John Boehner the Neville Chamberlain of American Politics?)
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
HERE COMES THE BRIDGE
Tune: "Here Comes the Bride"

Here comes the bridge,
From ridge to ridge,
Sturdy and solid, he won't move a smidge;
Arching and tall--
Makes you look small--
When you make love may you not hit a wall.


31 posted on 07/05/2013 11:32:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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“I Pronounce You Bridge and Wife: Woman Marries 600-Year-Old French Bridge”

Coming to the USA soon....along with marrying pet dogs, cats, fish, chimps etc. and throw in polygamy! Thank you Justice Kennedy!


32 posted on 07/05/2013 11:33:34 AM PDT by kenmcg (scapegoat)
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Can’t wait to see what the kids look like.


33 posted on 07/05/2013 11:37:54 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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I hope to G-d everyone involved dove into the venture tongue and cheek.

If not, maybe there is cause for it having been known as “The Devil’s Bridge”.

serious “marriage” of a human and an inanimate object is simply insane


37 posted on 07/05/2013 12:17:19 PM PDT by Wuli (qu)
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You know, I was really fond of my Fury III, back when I was a lad.

I’m married, but they say polygamy is next...


38 posted on 07/05/2013 12:35:36 PM PDT by warchild9
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