[Charles Henrickson]

HERE COMES THE BRIDGE
Tune: "Here Comes the Bride"

Here comes the bridge,
From ridge to ridge,
Sturdy and solid, he won't move a smidge;
Arching and tall--
Makes you look small--
When you make love may you not hit a wall.

[martin_fierro]

I considered marrying a bridge once.

But there really was no ponte.