Cape restaurant's Kennedy drink names questioned

itemlive.com via AP ^ | 6/6/13 | Associated Press

[Fiji Hill]

Suggestions for cocktails

• the Bay of Pigs--rum and Koolade

• The Vienna Summit--Berliner Weisse beer with a vodka chaser

• The Bobby Baker--whiskey with seven-up from a vending machine

[Gay State Conservative]

“Dealy Plaza” is pretty bad indeed.Mainly because JFK,although a clearly flawed man,was light years better than the likes of the Peanut Farmer,President BillyBob and America’s Community Organizer-In-Chief.But we must remember several things...1) the senior Senator from Chappaquiddick actually named one of his dogs “Splash” (I kid you not) and 2) on an NPR show that aired the day after Teddy assumed his position if hell his long time friend and biographer,Ed Klein,made mention of Teddy’s heartwarming sense of humor and that some of his jokes were related to Chappaquiddick (again,I kid you not).It was on the Diane Rhelm show and just a few months ago I searched NPR’s website and the audio was still there.

[martin_fierro]

• HavanaStarlet
• SkirtChaser
• Magic Shot
• Helen Thomas Bitters
• White House Orgeyat
• Sloe Patrick
• Profiles in Curacao
• White Russian Blockade
• Cuba Libertine

[parksstp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bawB6637LHg

This thread made me think of this movie scene for some reason.

[dfwgator]

Mary Jo Kopechne won’t be going there anytime soon.

[Gay State Conservative]

Does the dealy plaza come with 3 or 4 shots.

Who knows? But it *does* come with a magic olive.

[o-n-money]

Hey, barkeep, gimme a Lee Harvey OsWallbanger.
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I like the fact that it has 3 shots in it.

[Red Badger]

It does come with a Magic Bullet..................

[absolootezer0]

one of mine: massachusetts car crash
in a pint glass:
1 oz chivas
8 oz heineken

1 oz vodka in a shot glass

drop shot glass into pint glass, walk away and phone a friend. drink it later.

[left that other site]

Just one.

But it’s Magic.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

From the AP:

“Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.”

[davius]

I make mine with a quart of scotch and a splash of water. No ice or other floaters.

[Slings and Arrows]

A USS Oldsmobile for me, and a Wet Mary Jo for my date.

[martin_fierro]

• Sex On The Everywhereandeverything
• Sam GianCanadian Club
• HoneyFizz
• Brandy Philander
• Jack on Ice
• Jackie Kennedy O'Cassis

[onedoug]

Does he play the Dead Kennedys at his joint?

[rktman]

Just name it after teddy and be done with it. “Drunken POS special”.

[dfwgator]

Does he play the Dead Kennedys at his joint?

Too Drunk to you-know-what.

[Cyman]

Reminds me of that old joke.

Do you realize that investigators were able to tell precisely how fast Teddy was driving that night on Chappaquidduck?

It was exactly 63 mile an hour.

Sophisticated and duplicable tests show that is precisely how fast a car of that model needs to go to knock a pair of panties clean off a woman and neatly fold them into the glove compartment.

[EveningStar]

I thought the JFK drink was two straight shots.

[raccoonradio]

The Dead Kennedys best-of album had a booklet with lyrics etc. and the page for their song “Too Drunk To F-—” had it say “TED Kennedy’s Too Drunk To Swim” —b-side, “PRAY!, Mary Jo!”... “available at Hall of Records, Chappaquiddick, Mass.”