Cliff Clavin will be very disappointed.
To: Slings and Arrows
2 posted on
04/02/2013 10:45:47 PM PDT by
doc1019
(The rabbit hole that Obama is leading us down just gets deeper and deeper.)
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3 posted on
04/02/2013 10:46:15 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I prefer the Buffalo theory
http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/buffalo.htm
In an episode of “Cheers,” Cliff Clavin, the trivia-spouting, quirky, irksome mama’s boy mailman is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy, Norm Peterson, the beer loving heavyweight bar stool sitting perpetual patron.
Cliff expounds his “Buffalo Theory” to Norm:
Well, you see, Norm, its like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, its the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
4 posted on
04/02/2013 10:50:41 PM PDT by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: Slings and Arrows
In other news...
Liquor gets you drunk.
5 posted on
04/02/2013 10:54:48 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Slings and Arrows
I drinking think doesnt” killcell brain
too much
To: Slings and Arrows
For moderate drinkers, a number of studies from the last 15 years suggest that, far from killing brain cells, a little tipple is actually associated with a reduced risk of cognitive decline and dementia. Cheers!
To: Slings and Arrows
This report calls for more beer ! ! !
11 posted on
04/02/2013 11:24:43 PM PDT by
jeffc
(The U.S. media are our enemy)
To: Slings and Arrows
I remember in my young, young days sitting at a bar and a pretty young lady walked up and said .... Will you buy me a drink? I politely said ... yes. I was not prepared for what happened next. She went to cursing, yelling, almost to the point of attacking me with physical blows to the body. She went nuts. I sat there and remained calm as her friends moved in a restrained her. It was a sight to behold. Her friends holding her back and telling her to calm down. The bar tender standing there smiling and looking strangely at me ... Like I had done something. Later in the evening another of her friends came over to apologize for the actions of her friend. This is where the story becomes interesting ... See ya later.
12 posted on
04/02/2013 11:27:26 PM PDT by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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20 posted on
04/03/2013 12:43:42 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(You must be hated by Evil.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A 6 pack once a year of Woodchuck’s hard cider about does it for me.
25 posted on
04/03/2013 2:22:26 AM PDT by
MachIV
To: Slings and Arrows
of course drinking alcohol kills brain cells...but only the weak ones.
34 posted on
04/03/2013 5:36:09 AM PDT by
Orangedog
(An optimist is someone who tells you to 'cheer up' when things are going his way)
To: Slings and Arrows
So I guess maybe boozing isn’t the reason that after four years of college I wasn’t any smarter than when I went in.
37 posted on
04/03/2013 5:44:05 AM PDT by
dblshot
(I am John Galt.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I remember Peter Marshall asking George Gobel this same question once on "The Hollywood Squares.":
PETER MARSHALL: "George, true or false: consumption of large amounts of alcohol destroys brain cells."
GEORGE GOBEL: "Well Peter, I'll go with the obvious and say.....the Civil War."
To: Slings and Arrows
You mean those memories I was trying to get rid aren’t going anywhere?
That makes me want to have another drink...
43 posted on
04/03/2013 6:12:23 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Slings and Arrows
There's a call coming in on the Hot Line. Jesus done left Chicago, a detour has been made and New Orleans is not on the travel agenda.
54 posted on
04/03/2013 7:02:41 AM PDT by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: Slings and Arrows
we know liebral educations do and colleges are frought with keggers nightly. what should we expect? geniuses like Kerry to emerge. Oh wait.. where’s my raisins?
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