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Man allegedly steals $1,500 in adult toys from Chehalis [WA] sex shop
KOMO News ^
| 2/12/13
| Michael Harthorne
Posted on 02/12/2013 6:21:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
CHEHALIS, Wash. -- Perhaps too ashamed to to come in during regular business hours, a masked man allegedly broke into a Chehalis adult gift shop last week, making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in the 800 block of West Main Street shortly before 7:30 a.m. Feb. 7.
That plan failed, and the man ended up simply breaking a window to get into the shop, according to the Chehalis Police Department.
He proceeded to steal a sack full of sex toys before escaping, according to police.
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; washington; washingtonstate
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Rockstar Games could make a game about this:
Grand Theft D***o[Thanks to Stoat for the link!]
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:24:03 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:24:08 PM PST
by
generally
(Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:26:00 PM PST
by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
To: generally
He's getting away!
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:27:03 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: generally
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.LOL! Oh goodness you are fast. Wam, bam!
To: generally
Police were able to locate the suspect after following a K-Y jelly trail to his hideout.
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:28:21 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(at)
To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
There is apparently a black market on adult toys. Who knew?
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:29:33 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t condome such robberies!
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:30:58 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are staking out the area's bicycle shops.
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:33:25 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: null and void; Slings and Arrows; beaversmom; Revolting cat!
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.Should be EASY to find.
To: Slings and Arrows
If they catch him he is really screwed.
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posted on
02/12/2013 6:52:17 PM PST
by
TonyM
To: Slings and Arrows
well if he only stole $1500 bucks worth the shop owner can be relieved he didn’t get to any of the really good stuff.
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:12:51 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Slings and Arrows
...making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:29:07 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: beaversmom
You mean him making the post? or....fast at what!
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:39:52 PM PST
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: How on earth would they torture a confession out of a BDSM masochist?
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:44:23 PM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: SgtHooper
You mean him making the post? or....fast at what!LOL! I'm gonna let you decide on that one!
To: Secret Agent Man
I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:54:21 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Chad N. Freud
A: Threaten to treat him nice.
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posted on
02/12/2013 7:55:48 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Chad N. Freud
A sadist took a masochist up to his room.
Masochist: “Are you going to beat me?”
Sadist: “No.”
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posted on
02/12/2013 8:23:33 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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